If you've ever been divorced, have kids, a crazy ex, and a penis

Bard · Post by **Bard** » Sat Jun 18, 2011 3:54 pm

Ryujin wrote:QUOTE (Ryujin @ Jun 18 2011, 09:33 AM) I probably average 44 oz. of beer a day.

Talk to me when you're up to a liter of hard liquor a day.

Then you'll be constipated.

SgtMajor · Post by **SgtMajor** » Sat Jun 18, 2011 5:59 pm

Bard wrote:QUOTE (Bard @ Jun 18 2011, 09:54 AM) Talk to me when you're up to a liter of hard liquor a day.

Then you'll be constipated.

"Ohhhh bard you are so cool! You can drink a liter of liquor everyday! When I grow up I wanna be like Bard."

What are you in High School? Hahahaha

Heyoka · Post by **Heyoka** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:06 am

TakingArms wrote:QUOTE (TakingArms @ Jun 18 2011, 10:14 AM) Your analytical abilities are breathtaking. Just to help you out a little bit, just because females get more job offers doesn't mean law firms suddenly become majority female. Think about it for a bit, you might figure it out all on your own.

But just because you raised the issue, let me take a closer look at the actual numbers... lets see, of the last 11 hires in my firm, 7 were females. And actually now that I run the numbers... that makes 4 male associates and 7 females, so I was wrong, we are female-majority when you just look at associates.

Face, meet palm. Face palm.

Sar, meet casm. Sar casm.

Tonguein meet Cheek. Tounguein Cheek.

Sorry TakingArms, I would introduce you as well but I think your too busy plotting a coup d'etat against women.

HSharp · Post by **HSharp** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:35 pm

Does the oven share a special bond with the cake?

Post by **Raveen** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:18 am

Nobody's ever figured out a way to ask.

Bard · Post by **Bard** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:26 am