If you've ever been divorced, have kids, a crazy ex, and a penis

MrChaos · Post by **MrChaos** » Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:18 pm

The media breathlessly reports yet another Oprahesque story (p.s. note the publication)

Let's see if the "rest of the story" gets the same coverage... I'm guessing no

MrChaos

Andon · Post by **Andon** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:12 am

Wow. That guy's a genius. "Oh, I don't know who this person is. Maybe it's my Ex-wife. I'm going to trail them around and say some bull@#(!... Let's make it official that I'm going to be lying to them."

MrChaos · Post by **MrChaos** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:24 am

Andon wrote:QUOTE (Andon @ Jun 10 2011, 08:12 PM) Wow. That guy's a genius. "Oh, I don't know who this person is but it's hard to believe some high schooler is coming o nto me. Maybe it's almost certainly my soon to be Ex-wife who is trying to $#@! me around about the kids. I'm going to let her trail stalk me them around facebook and I'll say some bull@#(!... Let's make it official that I'm going to be lying to via lawyers and stuff tothem her because if I don't I'll be the villian cause I understand the US court system and the media's inherent bias"

A tad clearer and closer to the story now

Imago · Post by **Imago** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 2:30 am

wow , the quote system in this board is awesome. it makes it so much easier to understand.

raumvogel · Post by **raumvogel** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 4:02 am

It's become common around here to use "corrected" quotes.

MrChaos · Post by **MrChaos** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:34 pm

but I think that was my first

Andon

In the big scheme of things if you are @#(! on because of your gender in divorce matters (in the US it is the male, in countries like Iran it is the female) this is a problem. If you are @#(! on without regard to gender and only your behavior then

. Unfortunately that isn't how the law works and society suffers for it.

Things have changed ever so slightly in some regards and if a person is lucky they'll never have to deal with it as the parent... or as a kid side.
I noes your grown

That was the post I should have made, sometimes the joke isnt the right approach

takingarms1 · Post by **takingarms1** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 2:37 pm

ahahaha that poor stupid bastard

if he were a little smarter, he wouldn't have threatened criminal action, and it would have been brilliant

SgtMajor · Post by **SgtMajor** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:04 pm

Bravo sir, maybe one day we can get over the American Idealism of victimizing women in court cases. Seen it too many times and some poor chaps get $#@!ed over.

Thought that men and women were supposed to be equal, hell want to be treated equally? Then learn to be treated like @#(!.

I did this to a Lesbian couple in the gym:

Ugly freaking manly lesbo couple that was about to walk in and I was in front, I just opened the door for myself and kept walking, I heard one say "Excuse me?" So I turned around and I told them "You wanna walk, talk, and look like a man, then be ready to be treated like one"

Adept · Post by **Adept** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:45 pm

SgtMajor wrote:QUOTE (SgtMajor @ Jun 11 2011, 09:04 PM) Ugly freaking manly lesbo couple that was about to walk in and I was in front, I just opened the door for myself and kept walking, I heard one say "Excuse me?" So I turned around and I told them "You wanna walk, talk, and look like a man, then be ready to be treated like one"

It's because you are a rude arsehole who feels threatened by lesbians, I guess. If you knew how to behave, keeping doors open for the next person would be a basic courtesy regardless of age or gender.

Makida · Post by **Makida** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:45 pm

Being an equal-opportunity @#$%@#, SgtMajor slams doors in everyone's faces regardless of gender.

Since he thinks "lesbian" = "wanna walk, talk, and look like a man," he may also well be an equal-opportunity idiot.

Meanwhile, women in the U.S. on average still earn $0.77 for every dollar men earn. They have it way too good!