Round II Rankings Completed

[spideycw]

CODEMadAcc
• Not sure if he uses teamspeak
• Expert fighter and SF pilot
• Excellent situational awareness
• Gains skill when flying with McW and ClayPigeon
• If flying for $Gigacorp$ paydays will increase by 319% due to multiple tax filing tricks
• Anti Stacker

Madpeople
• No teamspeak
• Expert in scouts and skilled in Fighters
• Inventor of solo galving
• Loses skill bonus when anyone attempts to galv with him
• After a successful solo galv run he will run a macro no les than 7 times that will advise you to visit his website for cool alleg things
• Anti Stacker

Immz
• Uses teamspeak
• After he blows you up he will lecture you on the inferior components your pc is made up of compared to the Cray supercomputer he uses
• Ally was once podded by Neek so Immz hacked the computer on a TF Flag 4 with his phone (which does not run norton mind you) and had it ripcord to an undisclosed location in Canada. Neek was never seen again
• Expert in fighters and skilled in stealth fighters
• Can be hard to hit occasionally due to lag issues (perfect time to make a last ditch bomb run and have him nan)
• Anti stacker

Kumquat
• Uses teamspeak with a G.W. Bush like drawl
• Often will lecture on the geopolitical relations between the factions on all chat from the Starbucks inside base
• Expert in interceptors (especially the blaster ranis)
• Can be trusted to hunt down and elimiate all scouts
• Above average stacker

Fantom Rocker
• No idea if he uses teamspeak
• Possibly a budding scout whore
• Can and does probe but needs to drop them in better spots
• Very sneaky and hard to find when flying a stealth fighter (some say he is phantom like

Arkof
• No idea if he uses teamspeak
• Scout whore
• Expert combat nan
• Gains skill bonus when attached to all int whores
• Anti Stacker

GrimReaper
• No idea if he uses teamspeak
• He is a nicer version of Gest or a German Ozzy
• Expert miner hunter
• Will berate team for stupidity (sometimes just by the sheer presence of his hider which is…Stupidity)
• Average stacker

Caveman
• Listens on team speak but does not talk
• Can be counted on to prox alephs and acquiring numerous kill off over eager voobs
• Budding int whore
• Will do the dirty tasks
• Anti stacker

Ryjamsan
• Uses teamspeak
• Gains a skill bonus when flying with Ryjamsans 1-54
• Attempts to hunt utility craft but easily distracted by shiny objects
• Skilled in a fighter
• Can not stack or anti stack

Jaffar
• No clue if he uses teamspeak
• Expert scout pilot
• Can be counted on to launch a nan for all utility craft and bomb runs
• Excellent bomber pilot in the making the more I scream at him
• Will actually deprobe unlike most people who will fly 500 away from a probe and not bad an eye
• Average Stacker

JgB
• No idea if he uses teamspeak
• Can be counted on for decoy missions since most of other team will pursue him out of sheer hatred opening up the way for the primary strike force
• Highly skilled in fighters
• Average Stacker
Slap
• Not sure if he uses teamspeak
• Will immediately whine about stack if team is about to lose (or as soon as game is over)
• Will remain silent if team he is on has just won (this has not yet happened)
• Will sacrifice self for team
• Quick to do the dirty jobs
• Does not yet have the skill to stack or anti stack

Mario Soldier
• Not sure if he uses teamspeak
• Expert int pilot
• Will sometimes abandon mission critical objectives to go and chase scouts
• Good at podding defense on utility craft
• Antistacker

FreeBeer
• Uses teamspeak
• Scout whore (only because he is too old and slow to fly anything else)
• Replacing IW in area of sitting at top of noat and dispensing sage like wisdom
• Will sometimes alt tab to help someone with a technical issue (or BV with proofing) and come back in a pod
• Fastest to launch a nan in the west
• Antistacker

DaWife
• Uses TS (does not talk)
• Will launch a nan to save miners
• Excellent prober (off plain)
• Budding scout expert (?)
• Gains effectiveness when flying with OptimusPrime911
• Can not yet stack or anti stack

Camaro (prounced Camero)
• Uses TS
• Int and Fig expert
• Receives effectiveness bonus when flying with Seymor (also receives point bonuses for retrieving Seymor’s pod numerous times)
• Excellent miner hunter
• Antistacker

MrKlt:
• Not sure if he uses TS
• If you manage to say his name backwards (or maybe its frontwards for him) his ship will immediately explode
• Fighter and scout expert
• Often engages in forum discussions with former soviet bloc liberals
• Anti-Stacker

Lordus Weedicus II
• Uses TS but can be difficult to understand due to the fact has never been sober
• Expert int whore (without non-standard use of strafe buttons)
• Gains skill increase when playing with Aarmstrong or former members of TRA
• Expert miner D (ability to aim)
• Can be trusted to run your economy
• Once engaged 13 and a half Dreg Heavy Ints (at the same time) with an IC Int and emerged in a heavy int with 2 mini 3 and 1 mini dis and all foes destroyed
• One of the half dozen or so game changers
• Average Stacker

Oderus
• Uses teamspeak
• Often will go afk in the middle of a furball to go catch the Senior Citizen’s discount at Sizzler (if you don’t have a Sizzler imagine any eating establishment full of ornery old persons)
• Can be counted on to perform critical tasks
• Skilled in ints and stealth fighters
• Gains bonus when flying with Spidey
• Average stacker

Backtrack
• Uses teamspeak
• One of the most under rated players
• Excellent team player who keeps mission critical objectives in mind at all times
• Expert in assembling and conducting map clearing bomb runs (I am not talking about refs)
• Anti-stacker

Aeris (prefers to be called Eris)
• Not sure if he uses teamspeak
• Often distracted by members of the D&D club coming to flirt due to Legolas like hair
• Expert in both scout and stealth fighters
• Can be counted on to provide eye for the roving int whore
• Expert miner hunter
• Anti-stacker

Freeza
• Uses teamspeak
• Will sometimes masquerade as a female hoping people will not be so fast to pod
• Often flies a utility craft (forklift) which he uses to impale other craft to capture them for the use of Lordus Weedicus
• Highly skilled int pilot
• Average Stacker

Paps
• Uses teamspeak (uplifting voice makes me think he is one of those nutcase reverends you see on the Oxygen channel real late at night)
• Excellent situation awareness
• Scout whore and expert in stealth fighters
• Will sacrifice self for team
• Anti stacker

QuackDamnYou
• Not sure if he uses teamspeak
• Often will spend more time in base making sure that Commander’s treat people in accordence with the Geneva Convention (he also is against the use of minefield claiming they do damage to civilian populations such as the flying shovels) than killing alien scum
• Expert fig pilot
• Nearly as likely as Ozzy to mutiny
• Will ram bombers and htts
• Anti Stacker
Insanity_Boy
• Uses teamspeak (though rarely speaks)
• Expert miner killer
• Has the ability to win games on the forums with snarky one liners
• Skilled at using complaints to motivate team
• When flying on a team with Seymor, Aarmstrong, or Spidey skill level receives boost
• Often works solo due to trying to accomplish mission critical objectives while rest of team jacks off
• High Level of situation awareness
• Expert pilot with Interceptors and TF Bombers
• Rarely stacks
• One of half dozen or so players who can change the course of the game


Snack
• Uses teamspeak but speaks a dialect only understood by TheSerb
• Expert miner killer
• Highly skilled at sitting in base watching F3 for miners
• Has the ability to draw any opponent into forum discussions about politics (is a bleeding heart liberal)
• When flying on a team with TheSerb receives skill boost
• Highly skilled in flying ints and figs
• Vibrant anti-stacker

Death3D
• Uses teamspeak (listens)
• Scout pilot (probes and nans)
• Sometimes has lag issues so deploy with additional support for critical tasks
• Is a lightweight when it comes to liquor
• Follows commander’s orders and does best to contribute to overall plan
• Rarely stacks

DrBeginner (similar play style to IB)
• Uses teamspeak but rarely talks
• Highly skilled in SBs and Ints
• Expert miner killer
• High Level of situation awareness
• Skilled at using complaints to motivate team
• When team is failing receives “Anger Boost” which makes him 150% more deadly
• Rarely stacks

HSharp
• Does not use teamspeak
• Perhaps one of the most under rated players
• Expert scout and stealth fighter pilot
• Understands that ramming makes bombers and htts go faster
• Is familiar with proper deployment procedure for probes
• Excellent team player who will sacrifice himself for the good of all
• Vibrant anti-stacker
• Likes Giga (wisely so)

CronoDroid
• Uses teamspeak but is sometimes hard to understand when he talks while laughing
• Expert in patty riding and interceptors
• Sometimes falls into a killing frenzy which causes him to abandon mission critical goals in his lust for another kill
• Can lose games or (even more rarely) win them on forums
• Excellent level of situational awareness
• Stacks occasionally
• Is a convict

Beer
• Uses teamspeak (the presence of alcohol in his system some times causes him to fall asleep and fill the channel with snores)
• Expert scout and Stealth Fighter pilot
• Understands proper placement of probes
• Excellent team player who will sacrifice himself for the good of all
• Loves to nan miners and save them at their last sliver of hull (often spotted being only nan in a cloud of 15 ints)

Fingerbang
• Uses teamspeak
• Often uses cowardly strategy of hiding behind alephs
• Receives effectiveness bonus when flying with Aarmstrong
• Highly skilled in fighters and SR scouts
• Understands that ramming makes bombers and htts go faster
• Expert turret gunner
• Stacks above average

Ozzy
• Uses teamspeak
• Team receives morale in/decrease when Ozzy joins but is more likely to win
• 243% chance of proposing a mutiny if commander is not a Spidey List Tier I commander
• Can be trusted to run your econ
• Excellent situational awareness
• Highly skilled int pilot
• Stacks (flies with friends) at an above average rate
• One of half dozen or so players who can change the course of the game
Drizzo
• Uses teamspeak
• Expert whore (though reputation slightly exaggerated due to generally having a far better ship)
• Good situation awareness
• Highly skilled with ints and figs
• Often takes out defense while support pilots attack utility craft or bases
• Is 113% more likely to choose a lt int over adv fig/sf
• Expert at miner D (can aim)
• Antistacker

Adam4
• Uses teamspeak (often confused for the infamous‘Cronodroid’
• Good at attacking nans while others try to shoot the bomber
• A tad bit overzealous at times
• Highly skilled in figs (thinks he’s skilled in ints)
• Team player who will sacrifice (often at my urging) himself for good of the team
• Average Stacker

Evincar (south american Drizzo)
• Uses teamspeak (does not talk)
• Expert whore (rumors of lag issues have never been substantiated)
• Master/Mistress of the strafe buttons
• Can be trusted to run miner econ
• Expert at miner D (can aim)
• Highly skilled with ints
• Average Stacker

Gandalf
• Not sure if he uses teamspeak
• Expert scout pilot
• Can be counted on to prox alephs to kill incoming voobs
• Will remain low sig and on station to provide intel
• Understands proper deployment of probes
• Vibrant Anti-Stacker

Beez
• Not sure if he uses teamspeak
• New player – but eager (bonus as can be tapped for suicide missions)
• Does not mind doing any dirty job asked (nanning, probing, shaving Serb’s goats)
• Is not skilled enough yet to be able to effectively stack or anti-stack

Nooblet
• Uses teamspeak
• Gains skill increase when flying with Aarm (receives skill increase of his first skill increase when turreting Aarm)
• Will flee to save KB
• Good situational awareness
• Good at miner D
• Stacks (flies with friends) above average

Lyko
• Uses teamspeak
• Receives skill increase when flying with Spidey or Psychosis
• Expert in ints and figs
• Motivates team with anger
• Can be trusted to run your econ
• Excellent situational awareness
• One of half dozen or so players who can change the course of the game
• Average Stacker

Spidey
• Uses teamspeak
• Receives skill increase when combat nanned
• Expert in sfs and figs
• Expert miner killer
• Can be trusted to run your econ
• Excellent situational awareness
• One of half dozen or so players who can change the course of the game
• Can be counted on to defend miners 725% of the time from Champy

The master-list.

[FantomRocker]

only if you don't make me a novice 3.

[guitarism]

I like pie

[Death3D]

I'm overrated.

[Evincar]

i am rank 29 but i lost my acc pw. please pm admins on this

[IB_]

I'd suggest just ranking squaded players, and calling anyone who isn't squaded a noob.

[Snack]

I suggest a special "Awesome(69)" rank for IB only.

[Ozricosis]

I will rally the team or mutiny. Rank me based on that.

I can also shoot you all in the face with an int. But I would rather let all the other stupid @#(!brained ints get eyes and fly a scout.

[juckto]

*Insert reply here*

[HSharp]

Yay the revoloution of ranking has finally arrived!