If you guys carry this one for 9 months, who's getting custody?
I can tell you that's it's way way WAY easier for the woman to stay with the baby and breast feed than it is to pump, bag, freeze, unfreeze, jump thru flaming hoop, etc.
Some friends of ours (she's a corporate exec who travels) actually pump, freeze and then AIR MAIL the goods back to the mother ship (the dad stays home in this family).
As far as my kids go, formula did them no favors. Boob squeezin's FTW!!
Honestly, clapping forehead hands and an extra eye on the back is a BUG not a FEATURE, so F.U. SIMULAC! Guess that's why adults shouldn't drink it tho. They could make the warning labels a bit larger.
....I think you might be onto something here Rav...
Taking my years of working and living with them in my band days, let's do a comparison.
Does a raging alcoholic have...
An ungainly waddle? Check.
A bigger belly and boobs? Check.
Constipation? Well, alcohol *is* an opiate, so Check, as long as you consume enough.
A dire need to pee every 30 minutes? Check.
Morning Sickness? Check, again if you consume enough.
An Inability to eat as much as you used to in one go? Check, if your belly is full of booze instead.
Mood Swings? Check, until you get that next drink.
A constant need to shop for furniture? Che...Nope. Just more booze as far as I can tell.
An uncontrollable urge to clean the house? ...Not a single fscking one that I've ever met...
Well, you were almost there...
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girlyboy wrote:QUOTE (girlyboy @ Jun 16 2011, 05:08 AM) I respect, yet disagree, with Dorjan.
Dot.
Sorry for my rant too, been suffering from a migraine and shouldn't have been on the forums in the first place.
I decided to relive the days gone by in my new blog.
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Heyoka wrote:QUOTE (Heyoka @ Jun 16 2011, 07:08 AM) Which would make the other half...male?
Okay...so half are female and half are male. Obviously there's more females getting job offers.
You just know something is wrong when half of your employees are female.
Your analytical abilities are breathtaking. Just to help you out a little bit, just because females get more job offers doesn't mean law firms suddenly become majority female. Think about it for a bit, you might figure it out all on your own.
But just because you raised the issue, let me take a closer look at the actual numbers... lets see, of the last 11 hires in my firm, 7 were females. And actually now that I run the numbers... that makes 4 male associates and 7 females, so I was wrong, we are female-majority when you just look at associates.
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....I think you might be onto something here Rav...
Taking my years of working and living with them in my band days, let's do a comparison.
Does a raging alcoholic have...
An ungainly waddle? Check.
A bigger belly and boobs? Check.
Constipation? Well, alcohol *is* an opiate, so Check, as long as you consume enough.
A dire need to pee every 30 minutes? Check.
Morning Sickness? Check, again if you consume enough.
An Inability to eat as much as you used to in one go? Check, if your belly is full of booze instead.
Mood Swings? Check, until you get that next drink.
A constant need to shop for furniture? Che...Nope. Just more booze as far as I can tell.
An uncontrollable urge to clean the house? ...Not a single fscking one that I've ever met...
Well, you were almost there...
Alcohol is not an opiate. It is a depressant. And actually yeast is a laxative. So your constipation statement is invalid. I've cleaned my house while drunk before. Also I seem to eat more when I've been drinking. I'm also one of the skinniest people i know- and I probably average 44 oz. of beer a day. Maybe your band mates just can't handle thier @#(!.
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