Why do I always lose when comming FFA or smallteams?

CronoDroid · Post by **CronoDroid** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:05 am

One of these days I'm going to create a gameshow involving people trying to do "xxxx" out of a paper bag. So if a nerdy pro gamer came onto the show he'd have to wrestle a cougar. And it would all be filmed inside of a paper bag!

It'd give new meaning to the phrase "couldn't xxxx your way out of a paper bag". djrbk would be the first contestant of course.

Post by **zombywoof** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:18 am

And what would you have him do to get out of the bag? DJ a party?

CronoDroid · Post by **CronoDroid** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:44 am

I dunno, something that he sucks at.

Correct · Post by **Correct** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:47 am

So you want him to play allegiance?

CronoDroid · Post by **CronoDroid** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:27 am

I was gonna say that but reconsidered since he has managed to pod me in a Rix Hvy Int...once.

djrbk · Post by **djrbk** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:31 pm

Crono: If I get to apply the Monty Hall theory in some way for the prize, I'm in! A couple of things that I suck at to help you start: Golf, Spanish, Spraycan artistry, Freestyle rapping (I run out of pre-thought after 4 lines then it gets really bad), and.... dodging unseen rubber bullets. :|
Phoenix: Awwwhhh yeeaahh! Bring on the techno/minimial/electro elitists plz! I can even do small talk and/or obnoxious arm/motivational hip gestures between mixes. (unless 3 or 4 turntables are provided, in which case I will be too focused on the task at hand for showboating.) Weaknesses include: Anyone requesting a song that sucks. Or requesting a song of a style that sucks.
IB:

Play Allegiance out of a paper bag? That'd be easy. *pick up laptop, move while setting up rix SB, finish moving, plant station drone 2s and solo last tech base uneyed, ..., Profit!*

MrChaos · Post by **MrChaos** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:21 pm

well all we have to do is to make more fun for everyone else

you inside a large paper bag being mauled by a cougar busily trying to get out with a cup of water and your finger all the while a gaggle of people with wooden baseball bats hitting you

CronoDroid · Post by **CronoDroid** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:31 am

QUOTE you inside a large paper bag being mauled by a cougar busily trying to get out with a cup of water and your finger all the while a gaggle of people with wooden baseball bats hitting you[/quote]

I really hope that wasn't the description of "Fraternity Initiations in the United States".

Parasitism · Post by **Parasitism** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:09 pm

Dorjan wrote:QUOTE (Dorjan @ Nov 24 2008, 05:25 AM) IB made me lul.

He made you penis?... but yeah IB is correct.

MicoolTNT · Post by **MicoolTNT** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:39 am

Please...Mod...Lock this...I can't take any more...!

You guys don't get it...I'm a (9)...I play both main and side...I'm sure I know most of what they teach in Cadet...and I know every techpath like the back of my hand, I'm not a noob that thinks you get Advanced Fighters from the garrison and Adv Scouts from the Supremacy...