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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 3:23 am
by coopertronic
I would like to purge their bank accounts and use the money for a global IT skills dentures for the elderly. At least they are more eager to learn than young big-heads. We've actually got that on the 'social services' in Eastbourne. The silver surfers here are wiser than their children. To be honest, I have been switching people over to Mac and Linux customs because of the 'fix it and they just let it in again' routine.

Has any one had those funny phone calls. The ones from the panicking Indians who pretend to be from Microsoft? They sound all panicked and hurried. ‘We have detected that your computer has a virus *pant-puff*’......

I've actualy turned up to a few of these and a few came throug to my number when I took machines back to fix. There has been so $#@!ig many of them. I hope thoses basterd rot in jail. I want to get on with better things.

The basterds!! How dare they!! $#@!ers!! *#$@s!!

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 9:04 am
by peet
It seems to help, 2 days with no new FakeAV nor ransom :)

We were playing a little game on RT IRC, you had to tell if a printscreen was the real product or a fake. It is sometimes very hard to see the difference (like a tiny different icon). Some times it's very obvious it's a fake, like the horrible English grammar.



Sorry no address bar, Alleg is a PG 13 forum.

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 3:54 pm
by HJ_KG
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 5:16 pm
by Bard
HJ_KG wrote:QUOTE (HJ_KG @ Jun 25 2011, 10:54 AM) Peet, your linking to the other forum would not breaktos or roc

I think what peet is *trying* to say is that his Bookmarks Toolbar Folder right below his address bar is full of verbally-described links to pornography. :P

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 5:48 pm
by peet
I type too much.

I was worried that people might download live malware samples from that forum, and might get themselves in a mess. So I did not gave a link to that forum.

But, I should not have psoted that picture link in the first place I think.

But, on the other side, maybe people are mature enough to deal with this.

Or maybe I worry too much.

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 6:08 pm
by sgt_baker
I'm marketing live cheese at the moment. It's made just like normal cheese, except I stab some holes in it and 'innoculate' the block with spores of heavy int and BFB, leave it in a cave for nine months, and voila!

Tastings are held every beta wednesday never, and it doesn't matter what you think of my glorious product: It'll be the only thing available at a cheese counter near you.

(Coming soon: Spray-on Live Cheese™)

Edit: Links to russian cave coming soon. Order by the kilo or in bulk.

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 8:27 pm
by raumvogel
I believe this cheese will be eaten by cheese lovers as well as non- cheese lovers alike.