HEY SYCRUS

Post by **zombywoof** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 1:56 am

Yo dawg you failed to show up this weekend! It's a shame because you were talking about being skilled in the art of whoring and I mean, well,

This demonstrated it so well! I was looking to a genuine opportunity to engage in serious combat with you this weekend, but it looks like you pussied out. Just like a marine, amirite? P.S. I don't think they let you into force recon if you can't shoot to save your life.

Bring your ass down this sunday, let's get some @#(! going son!

Sycrus · Post by **Sycrus** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 2:02 am

Sycrus · Post by **Sycrus** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 2:04 am

i pussed out fer recon bruh too tuff fer me mann

Sycrus · Post by **Sycrus** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 2:07 am

and nah i dun wanna play bruh im scared af

Post by **zombywoof** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 4:21 am

I $#@!ing LOVE popsicles. My dad used to read me the $#@!ing greatest poems he knew while sitting on a wall next to our house and licking and sucking popsicles. Basically the practical upside was:

My dad, by himself, was able to afford a child and a bunch of sweets and a house. You? You gotta live on-base 'cuz you have no idea how to live ur life. Which is why you joined the Marines, they live your life for you. Because you're too much of a bitch to live life for yourself.

Sycrus · Post by **Sycrus** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 7:20 pm

That's why YOUR taxpayer dollars are paying ME to drink, $#@! and occasionally do a little homework on the side. You? You're still trying to decide your sexual orientation and trying to convince society that you contribute. I hope best buy works out for you

Terran · Post by **Terran** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 10:50 pm

i lol'd

ChaoticStorm · Post by **ChaoticStorm** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:41 pm

Terran wrote:QUOTE (Terran @ Sep 28 2015, 11:50 PM) i lol'd