This isn't me, but it is people that I've seen before, so I know that this wasn't photoshopped.
"Therefore I will boast all the more gladly about my weaknesses, so that Christ's power may rest on me." -2 Cor 12:9 "Never know how long I've waited, anticipated your smile pressed against mine." -Running
Thanks for linking the second one, Lindy. Better from directly in front for some of the mosts - and the sound quality of the first one was so horrible I couldn't tolerate it after 30 seconds.