Osama Bin Laden Killed

CronoDroid · Post by **CronoDroid** » Mon May 02, 2011 4:26 am

One thing I like though is how people thought Osama was hiding in some cave when in reality he's been spending the last ten years sipping virgin Pina Coladas, $#@!ing bitches, planning ops against the US Evil Genius style, smoking opium, watching porn and relaxing while people like Nuke poured over hours upon hours of Arabic cellphone conversations in an effort to find him. They could've just looked at a shipping manifest for "Heavy Duty Beard Combs" and traced it back to the Osama Mansion years ago!

Post by **BackTrak** » Mon May 02, 2011 4:26 am

Wow, it appears a crowd has assembled outside of the white house, and they look quite pleased.

If your street parking in DC tonight, probably a good time to put all your barbells in your car. Makes it harder to tip.

EDIT: Streaming live on CNN now.

http://www.cnn.com/video/flashLive/live.ht...eam1&hpt=C1

Bard · Post by **Bard** » Mon May 02, 2011 4:28 am

Cookie Monster wrote:QUOTE (Cookie Monster @ May 1 2011, 10:48 PM) Aaaaah, the jokes are already here.

I have yet to see the long form death certificate.

SgtMajor · Post by **SgtMajor** » Mon May 02, 2011 4:34 am

You know what isn't fun? kittens.

Fixed

djrbk · Post by **djrbk** » Mon May 02, 2011 4:56 am

So, does anyone get to claim the like 50 Million or whatever $ reward on his head as a result?

_SRM_Nuke · Post by **_SRM_Nuke** » Mon May 02, 2011 5:03 am

vogue wrote:QUOTE (vogue @ May 1 2011, 11:28 PM) NUKE MUST BE PARTYIN WITH MAD BITCHES RIGHT NOW

Yeah, just got back from the WH. I was sleeping when I was woken up by screaming in the street. As soon as the news broke, everyone RAN for the WH. It was freaking amazing. People were chanting every considerable patriotic song you can think of. And then "Na-na-nah-na, na-na-nah-na, hey, hey, hey, goodbye" hahaha. By far the happiest day of my life. I had to go because I have to be at work in a few hours. Interestingly, it was the first time I felt the ground actually shake just from peoples' voices. Absolutely incredible.

The streets are still packed. Literally thousands and thousands of people are out, as you can see from all the pics and video posted by the news networks. I'll post a few of my own but I'll leave out any political talk or analysis, it doesn't feel right injecting that into an emotional event (although it'll be important to discuss later).

BackTrak wrote:QUOTE (BackTrak @ May 2 2011, 12:26 AM) Wow, it appears a crowd has assembled outside of the white house, and they look quite pleased.

If your street parking in DC tonight, probably a good time to put all your barbells in your car. Makes it harder to tip.
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Nah, I checked. My car's fine haha. I was worried about that though.

PS - Check out Spidey in the last pic.

And yes, HJKG, I'm too lazy to remove exif data.

Cadillac · Post by **Cadillac** » Mon May 02, 2011 5:21 am

I guess Bin Laden shouldn't have entered his address on PSN.

CronoDroid · Post by **CronoDroid** » Mon May 02, 2011 5:39 am

_SRM_Nuke wrote:QUOTE (_SRM_Nuke @ May 1 2011, 10:03 PM) By far the happiest day of my life.

Finally got to fire that M4 eh?

germloucks · Post by **germloucks** » Mon May 02, 2011 5:50 am

nothing to see here.

Psychosis · Post by **Psychosis** » Mon May 02, 2011 5:57 am

It's morning time over there, they have a whole day ahead of them...