LEMURMAN FORCED TO COMMAND VS. DOOR, WINS ANYWAY

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Vanaka
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Post by Vanaka »

After winning one game against Door late on Christmas day, the drunken game commander forces our brave, and handsome Lemurman :iluv: into commanding against him once more,

Does our hero have what it takes to win this one? Well, yes.


Anyway, crazy game. MAP: HiHigher

Door *blue* or (Rixians, w/ garr on the left side, goes sup) vs. Lemurman *Yellow* (Belters w/ garr on the right side, goes sup/tac)

* Blue's TP (rightlo) and Ref (Leftlo) go low, Op goes Mid-high, while Yellow's TP (lefthi) and Ref (righthi) go High, Yellows op dies midhigh)
* Lemurman send Carrier low to try and stop TP, but fails and the carrier goes to the ref instead (prevents blue from mining there?)
* Blue mines midhigh while Yellow mines high
* Yellow pushes op midhigh (left) builds, proceeds to rape miners.
* Yellow gets sup con out, it dies, Blue rips sup low to their tp and build it in the same sector.
*MastaMint joins Yellow to help antistack
*Yellow attempts to bomb Blues sup, fails
* Yellow bombs blue's home while pushing a new sup con AND a tele con into their (former) home and builds a Tac at the high
* Flurry, and mining.
* Yellow bombs Blue's sup (it was only like, 1.5k from the aleph) ends game.

The game before was equally crazy, full on Belts rainbow tech vs. dreg exp, Both times Lemurman's team did a great job of miner O,
Anyone got stats btw?

< not Lemurman
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Post by vogue »

I for one do not know what exactly a "lemurman" is, so like any other academic I went to urban dictionary to solve this problem.

What I found:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lemur%20Man

A halucination brought on by the use of psychedelic drugs. Tends to be seen riding on peoples shoulders, without the knowledge of the person being ridden. Usually seen doing sexual acts into the ear.

I was sitting there in class, trippin out on shrooms. I looked over at my friend, and lo and behold there was lemur man, $#@!ing his ear.


Sir I do not know your intentions yet, but do not rape my ear. Please.
phoenix1 wrote:QUOTE (phoenix1 @ May 5 2013, 08:35 PM) Vogue is clearly #1 and commanding against him feels like commanding against Spideycw at times... though he lacks that little bit of "I don't care who's on my team or what the factions are, it's going to be a stomp anyways" that Spidey managed to pull off in his heyday.
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Post by sfx_offender »

vogue wrote:QUOTE (vogue @ Dec 26 2010, 02:27 AM) Sir I do not know your intentions yet, but do not rape my ear. Please.
I like what his name represents.

Face-rape.

:iluv:
Vanaka
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Post by Vanaka »

vogue wrote:QUOTE (vogue @ Dec 26 2010, 06:27 PM) I for one do not know what exactly a "lemurman" is, so like any other academic I went to urban dictionary to solve this problem.

What I found:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lemur%20Man

A halucination brought on by the use of psychedelic drugs. Tends to be seen riding on peoples shoulders, without the knowledge of the person being ridden. Usually seen doing sexual acts into the ear.

I was sitting there in class, trippin out on shrooms. I looked over at my friend, and lo and behold there was lemur man, $#@!ing his ear.


Sir I do not know your intentions yet, but do not rape my ear. Please.
:lol:

You've gotta be bull@#(!ting me! Quick, someone call Archie :o

I had no idea, really. :unsure:
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Post by TheCorsair »

vogue, that person in your avatar looks like someone born as a man
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Post by Riorank »

And remember, if you are going solo bomb because your commander told you. Make sure it was worth it. Because the forth from bottom was me. And how dare you say I failed!

It was a ploy of misdirecting the other team thinking It was a last ditch effort!

Of which worked, cause another bomb run came shortly after......... har har.

And you could've put "*Yellow attempts to bomb Blues sup, fails" in a better light.... har... har...
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Post by Archer14 »

VANAKA YOU FORGOT AN IMPORTANT PART!

QUOTE * Blue's TP (rightlo) and Ref (Leftlo) go low, Op goes Mid-high, while Yellow's TP (lefthi) and Ref (righthi) go High, Yellows op dies midhigh)
* Lemurman send Carrier low to try and stop TP, but fails and the carrier goes to the ref instead (prevents blue from mining there?)
* Blue mines midhigh while Yellow mines high[/quote]

*MastaMint joins Yellow to help antistack

I was the one who ended up bombing all of his bases! :P
ryjamsan wrote:QUOTE (ryjamsan @ Mar 1 2011, 07:07 PM) Spidey let it go, I have reformed MW and taken him under my wing:)
phoenix1 wrote:QUOTE (phoenix1 @ Nov 16 2014, 05:12 PM) I'll make sure to never make you a commander again :P
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Post by Vanaka »

Archer14 wrote:QUOTE (Archer14 @ Dec 26 2010, 07:53 PM) VANAKA YOU FORGOT AN IMPORTANT PART!



*MastaMint joins Yellow to help antistack

I was the one who ended up bombing all of his bases! :P

FIXED :unsure:
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