I'm baaaaack!
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Croc
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Thankyou for those kind awwwwwws. And yes Mr C, I'm just as happy to see you
. Mad - there is still a nurse missing at the hospital. Not that we're speculating. And my keys have gone missing too. Nuke - no
Just "Crisis and Conflict in Han China" - much shorter, much more boring.
Nah - thank god for Finals Football on free-to-air though - would of gone crazy with no books or real computer (iPhone doesn't count) otherwise. Although my step son assured me he kept my games warm for a good month for me.

Astronomy compels the soul to look upwards and leads us from this world to another.
Plato
Duckwarrior wrote:QUOTE (Duckwarrior @ Jan 12 2009, 09:55 AM) They may have some impediment, or condition, like they're French and not good at war things.
Thnigs to avoid now you have a small baby.
Discussing your childs poo in mixed company (I find myself doing this far too often)Letting your small baby have a lick of your ice-lolly (Mine was high for about an hour, dilated eyeballs the works....)Going to work with a nappy in your pocket.Taking the baby changing bag to work instead of your work bagFalling asleep on your sofa in the front room with your baby after feeding it - awakening to find a binman peering in through the window- before realising you had picked up and wore your wifes bright pink dressing gown.....forgetting where you put that dirty nappy....
Needless to say - I have done all the above.....
Discussing your childs poo in mixed company (I find myself doing this far too often)Letting your small baby have a lick of your ice-lolly (Mine was high for about an hour, dilated eyeballs the works....)Going to work with a nappy in your pocket.Taking the baby changing bag to work instead of your work bagFalling asleep on your sofa in the front room with your baby after feeding it - awakening to find a binman peering in through the window- before realising you had picked up and wore your wifes bright pink dressing gown.....forgetting where you put that dirty nappy....
Needless to say - I have done all the above.....
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Parasitism
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... I'm speechless.notjarvis wrote:QUOTE (notjarvis @ Sep 29 2009, 07:44 AM) Thnigs to avoid now you have a small baby.
Discussing your childs poo in mixed company (I find myself doing this far too often)Letting your small baby have a lick of your ice-lolly (Mine was high for about an hour, dilated eyeballs the works....)Going to work with a nappy in your pocket.Taking the baby changing bag to work instead of your work bagFalling asleep on your sofa in the front room with your baby after feeding it - awakening to find a binman peering in through the window- before realising you had picked up and wore your wifes bright pink dressing gown.....forgetting where you put that dirty nappy....
Needless to say - I have done all the above.....
Andon wrote:QUOTE (Andon @ Sep 30 2009, 03:02 AM) #1 is just... What? But somewhat understandable.
A baby's poo can tell you much about it's health, once or twice I've come back from change his/hers nappy and told my wife, "his poo's a bit green...." (teething), without really thinking about the company I'm in.....
Andon wrote:QUOTE (Andon @ Sep 30 2009, 08:01 AM) yeah, I know. I have three nephews, there's plenty of talk about poo. But the way you talk about it, it's like you were discussing "Oh, yes, and yesterday it was this marvelous shade of green! You should have been there to see it!" while sipping some expensive wine
I do that too.
My wife and I have a broad approach too such things, and an immensely broad sense of humour. We sometimes don't know where the line is on that....




