OLD = When you sat up late night to watch Sputnik orbit the sky above your home. When you watched your father iron his uniform during the Bay of Pigs. When you remember seeing your first TV, because a farmer down the road had bought one. No one else had one.
When most people my age I know in RL, think Windows is something we need to change because winter is coming.
Dead = when I can no longer get a smile from the gal at the corner when I pull up on the bike /wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />
BlackViper wrote:QUOTE (BlackViper @ Oct 17 2006, 07:46 PM) Dead = when I can no longer get a smile from the gal at the corner when I pull up on the bike /wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />
No danger of that... as long as "seeing a gal die of amusement at seeing a methuselah on a bike" counts as "getting a smile" /mrgreen.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="mrgreen.gif" />
*ducks*
disclaimer: I'm posting this because I know BV isn't going to take it the wrong way, and I don't give a rat's ass about the trolls that might.
p.s. also, ROFL @ Duck
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RT: The number of typical responses decreases exponentially as the number of joke options increases.
BlackViper wrote:QUOTE (BlackViper @ Oct 17 2006, 12:46 PM) Dead = when I can no longer get a smile from the gal at the corner when I pull up on the bike /wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />
That isn’t a smile she's giving you, she laughing wondering when gramps is going grow up. /wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />
Life is all about Ass; you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it,
trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one.
yeah, we get a lot of bikers in the village i was living in before uni, i was with some girls who were looking at this biker who pulled up a little way off, all black leathers etc, took his helmet off and they all burst out laughing (he was a fair distance away, he wouldn't have heard), they just didn't really expect to see this guy with long grey hair and a grey beard under the helmet.