word up?!

madpeople · Post by **madpeople** » Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:53 pm

Shalla wrote:QUOTE (Shalla @ Sep 26 2008, 05:47 PM) I am not rich, but I will be.

now that's a good chat up line!

ShallasBitch · Post by **ShallasBitch** » Sun Sep 28, 2008 7:33 pm

we're going to win the lottery...

i can't wait to be rich...
/tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

quackdamnyou · Post by **quackdamnyou** » Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:28 pm

Dear Mr/Mrs ShallasBitch,

Congratulations on winning the Nigerian Holy National Lottery! You have won the sum of $14,000,000 (FOURTEEN MILEON DOLLAR USD) as our grand prize winner!

Unfortunately due to Nigeria and United American Import Laws, in order to deliver to you your winnings we must secure your position as a lawful recipient. In order to do so we must register your name in Nigerian registry of farmstead owners, for the small (in light of your recent winnings!) amount of $750 (SEVEN HUNDRED DOLLAR USD).

Please reply with the following informations in order to proceed:

NAME
SOCCER SECURITY NUMBER
HOME AND WORK ADDRESS
BANK ROUTE NUMBER
BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER
BANK NAME
BANK ACCOUNT

All informations will be held in strictest confidence. Please respond soonest so that your winning may be secured.

Sincerely,

REVEREND GORDON R CAMAROON
WINNINGS ADMINISTRATOR
NIGERIAN NATIONAL HOLY LOTTERY

Post by **FreeBeer** » Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:00 pm

/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> @Quack.

You've obviously been reading too many of those... you got the patter and misspellings down pat (although you could have used a few more for "authenticity"). /mrgreen.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="mrgreen.gif" />

ShallasBitch · Post by **ShallasBitch** » Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:33 pm

Archangelus · Post by **Archangelus** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:43 am

Welcome.

juckto · Post by **juckto** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:38 am

"What do you mean, you're playing soccer without a security number? Are you insane?"

Shalla · Post by **Shalla** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 4:03 am

quackdamnyou wrote:QUOTE (quackdamnyou @ Sep 28 2008, 04:28 PM) Dear Mr/Mrs ShallasBitch,

Congratulations on winning the Nigerian Holy National Lottery! You have won the sum of $14,000,000 (FOURTEEN MILEON DOLLAR USD) as our grand prize winner!

Unfortunately due to Nigeria and United American Import Laws, in order to deliver to you your winnings we must secure your position as a lawful recipient. In order to do so we must register your name in Nigerian registry of farmstead owners, for the small (in light of your recent winnings!) amount of $750 (SEVEN HUNDRED DOLLAR USD).

Please reply with the following informations in order to proceed:

NAME
SOCCER SECURITY NUMBER
HOME AND WORK ADDRESS
BANK ROUTE NUMBER
BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER
BANK NAME
BANK ACCOUNT

All informations will be held in strictest confidence. Please respond soonest so that your winning may be secured.

Sincerely,

REVEREND GORDON R CAMAROON
WINNINGS ADMINISTRATOR
NIGERIAN NATIONAL HOLY LOTTERY

Every time I try to sell a car online I get millions of these...

Which means it must work on a lot of people.

Which means I am right about most people being retarded.

Post by **zombywoof** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:21 am

Isn't it sad that a) people try and and that b) people fall for that?

Adept · Post by **Adept** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:33 pm

Shalla wrote:QUOTE (Shalla @ Sep 29 2008, 07:03 AM) Every time I try to sell a car online I get millions of these...

Which means it must work on a lot of people.

Which means I am right about most people being retarded.

It only has to work on one in ten or hundread thousand. Plenty of (l)users on the interwebs these days, and spam is cheap.