I'm a Yank now.

Sgt.Pepper · Post by **Sgt.Pepper** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:31 am

DrBeginner wrote:QUOTE (DrBeginner @ Jul 23 2008, 07:23 AM) Welcome to the land where privacy is not an option anymore.

The UK?
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spacejocky · Post by **spacejocky** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:53 pm

Watch out for Awnold, Earthquakes, Falling rocks, brush fires, mudslides, Tax's, and warm beer ! /mad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":mad:" border="0" alt="mad.gif" />

On the plus side, Bikini's ! /cool.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="

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spideycw · Post by **spideycw** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:07 pm

I am glad to see your Parole came through and you are finally free from that wretched prison island Crono!

Find the nearest In N' Out and head there first thing. I recommend a double double for you (I don't think you can handle it animal style yet)

takingarms1 · Post by **takingarms1** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:18 pm

Free? I thought he was playing the fugitive.

Kltplzyxm · Post by **Kltplzyxm** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:02 pm

Fontana? That god forsaken place? /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

What school are you attending or are you still in highschool. Welcome to Suburban hell. /doh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":doh:" border="0" alt="doh.gif" />

neotoxin · Post by **neotoxin** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:22 pm

A few tips for CronoDolt:
- Avoid anything that has the word "hydrogenated" in the label.
- The Wal-Marts here have bigger selection. And exponentially crabbier people.
- Don't hop on the "welfare is bad" bandwagon. You'll only get embarrassed by someone educated.
- Avoid Fresno and Compton. At all costs. Seriously.
- Vegas? Not anytime soon. Everything you heard was a lie: you have to be 21 to gamble and hoes are illegal.
- Try to brush up a bit on American history. It'll help answer a lot of questions you may have in the long run.
- No one knows or cares what Allegiance is (sure it's the same way in Aussie-land).
- Be prepared to answer the questions "have you ever owned a panda?" or "ever rode in a kangaroo's pouch?" or "OMG SAY CRIKEY!"
- Get a job, not at fast food. If you're in HS, you'll need the money to get the wimmenz out their pants. Same in college. Same after college.
- Foster's is Australian for beer; Miller's is American for the elixer of life/pisswater.
- Don't get podded IRL. Police here are $#@!ing ruthless.

Youngmoose · Post by **Youngmoose** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:22 pm

Why California? That it still a foreign country as far as I'm concerned. But then again, I do live in Idaho so I have little room to talk.

Correct · Post by **Correct** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:44 pm

Crono has been a yanker for as long as I've known him.

cashto · Post by **cashto** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:51 pm

neotoxin wrote:QUOTE (neotoxin @ Jul 22 2008, 10:22 PM) Also, you can't wear certain colors in certain urban areas, ESPECIALLY L.A.. Just a forewarning.

I should be clear, these are not colors like chartruese and mauve that are easy to avoid. These are frickin' primary colors like blue and red, colors that likely infest your entire wardrobe. I recommend going about naked; this is California, most people won't notice anyways.

neotoxin wrote:QUOTE (neotoxin @ Jul 23 2008, 10:22 AM) - Vegas? Not anytime soon. Everything you heard was a lie: you have to be 21 to gamble and hoes are illegal.

Prostitution is legal in Nevada outside of Clark county, though.

neotoxin · Post by **neotoxin** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:28 pm

cashto wrote:QUOTE (cashto @ Jul 23 2008, 12:51 PM) Prostitution is legal in Nevada outside of Clark county, though.

Only in brothels (with the exception of a couple counties up north I believe). The nearest brothel to Vegas in the Bunny Ranch just outside Reno, but prepare to spend a pretty penny if you want to go there (I'm talkin $500 at the absolute very least).