Funniest Things you've seen in Allegiance, or List of ironic ways to get booted

Dark_Stalion · Post by **Dark_Stalion** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:37 pm

As I said before Furiat, that totally sucks.

Virex · Post by **Virex** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:49 pm

A way to get back to base without the cumbersome flight:
Find a bomber while scouting, follow it and get podded, then keep following it around to act as a mobile ews for that bomber. After a minut or so one of the gunners will realise you're not going away home and give you a free ride home after wich you can imediatly join the camp.

Dark_Sponge · Post by **Dark_Sponge** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:17 pm

Virex wrote:QUOTE (Virex @ Apr 17 2008, 11:49 AM) ...one of the gunners will realise you're not going away home and give you a free ride home after wich you can imediatly join the camp.

*This does not work if the turret gunners are non-idiots. With the current idiot to non-idiot ratio however, I'd say it's worth trying.

Exo · Post by **Exo** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:41 pm

Today, one of my caltrop drones flew into a 'roid and killed itself.

The End.

Furiat · Post by **Furiat** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:21 pm

Pre:
HiHigher.
Solitaire is left-midhi, we're yellow.
Solitaire has our tele, our exp and their tele.

Task:
Figure out what did the Tac con do.

QUOTE 04/19/08 00:45:26: TheSerb@ACE (Paper struck): D HOME
04/19/08 00:45:30: endri (Paper struck): Defend base.
04/19/08 00:45:55: TheSerb@ACE (Paper struck): D HOME FFS
04/19/08 00:46:08: Broodwich@SysX (Paper struck): 1k
04/19/08 00:46:38: endri (Paper struck): bbr comes
04/19/08 00:46:41: TheSerb@ACE (Paper struck): ETA?
04/19/08 00:46:47: endri (Paper struck): hes 500
04/19/08 00:46:54: Broodwich@SysX (Paper struck): KILL BBR, THEN
04/19/08 00:46:55: Broodwich@SysX (Paper struck): yeah
04/19/08 00:46:56: TheSerb@ACE (Paper struck): He ripped!
04/19/08 00:47:02: Broodwich@SysX (Paper struck): kill that tp after bbr dead
(...)
04/19/08 00:48:10: HQ (Paper struck): Expansion in Solitaire under attack by Star_Sailor
04/19/08 00:48:23: HQ (Paper struck): Expansion in Solitaire under attack by Star_Sailor
04/19/08 00:48:23: HQ (all): Team 2 has destroyed Paper struck's Expansion.
(...)
04/19/08 00:50:03: endri (Paper struck): tac ripped sol
04/19/08 00:50:13: Broodwich@SysX (.Tactical808): build Si2845 in Titty Baby
04/19/08 00:50:16: endri (Paper struck): we can d better in patties
04/19/08 00:50:17: Broodwich@SysX (.Tactical808): goto Garrison in Kishoten
04/19/08 00:50:20: slap@SPQR (Paper struck): Defend constructor.
04/19/08 00:50:32: TheSerb@ACE (Paper struck): D what?
04/19/08 00:50:43: .Tactical808 (Paper struck): Under attack by Redfive in Solitaire
04/19/08 00:50:43: endri (Paper struck): lol
04/19/08 00:50:46: Broodwich@SysX (Paper struck): its rupping
04/19/08 00:50:49: Broodwich@SysX (Paper struck): no touchy
04/19/08 00:50:55: Broodwich@SysX (Paper struck): DONT D TELE

(tac went into a different sector from Solitaire by aleph)

04/19/08 00:51:07: Broodwich@SysX (.Tactical808): build Si3535 in Mercor
04/19/08 00:51:12: Broodwich@SysX (Paper struck): exp up soon
04/19/08 00:51:17: TheSerb@ACE (Paper struck): D Mercor ppl
04/19/08 00:51:38: Broodwich@SysX (Paper struck): tac is going high
04/19/08 00:51:39: TheSerb@ACE (Paper struck): Camp Merc/Soli
04/19/08 00:51:41: TheSerb@ACE (Paper struck): Hello?

(and the fun starts)

04/19/08 00:51:43: .Tactical808 (Paper struck): Under attack by neotoxin@BS in Solitaire
04/19/08 00:51:44: Broodwich@SysX (Paper struck): maybe not
04/19/08 00:51:46: endri (Paper struck): LOL
04/19/08 00:51:47: endri (Paper struck): the tac
04/19/08 00:51:49: Broodwich@SysX (.Tactical808): goto Kishoten
04/19/08 00:51:50: endri (Paper struck): RIPPED AGAIN
04/19/08 00:51:51: Broodwich@SysX (Paper struck): oh @#(!
04/19/08 00:51:51: SpaceChoppa (Paper struck): mhmm
04/19/08 00:51:53: wikkid_kid(4) (Paper struck): hey, i'm going to some other server
04/19/08 00:51:53: .Tactical808 (Paper struck): Under attack by MDAmorphous(4) in Solitaire
04/19/08 00:51:53: TheSerb@ACE (Paper struck): WHY DO U RIP CON TO SOLI?!
04/19/08 00:51:53: The_Stack (Paper struck): WTF????
04/19/08 00:51:55: Broodwich@SysX (Paper struck): lol
04/19/08 00:51:57: Broodwich@SysX (Paper struck): i didnt
04/19/08 00:52:01: TheSerb@ACE (Paper struck): BROOD man... WTF
04/19/08 00:52:01: Gandalf@RT (Paper struck): yes you did
04/19/08 00:52:02: HQ (Paper struck): Teleport (Lt) in Solitaire under attack by MDAmorphous(4)
04/19/08 00:52:03: The_Stack (Paper struck): gj.
04/19/08 00:52:05: TheSerb@ACE (Paper struck): U DID
04/19/08 00:52:05: Broodwich@SysX (Paper struck): i sent it high

(dramatic pause...)

04/19/08 00:52:07: endri (Paper struck): HAHA
04/19/08 00:52:10: Broodwich@SysX (Paper struck): omg
04/19/08 00:52:10: endri (Paper struck): hilarious
04/19/08 00:52:11: mcwarren4@ACE (Paper struck): brood
04/19/08 00:52:12: HQ (Paper struck): Teleport (Lt) in Solitaire critically damaged and under attack by neotoxin@BS
04/19/08 00:52:14: Gandalf@RT (Paper struck): yes, it went the shortest route
04/19/08 00:52:14: Broodwich@SysX (Paper struck): im an idiot
04/19/08 00:52:16: TheSerb@ACE (Paper struck): U cannot JUST Send it it goes SHORTES way then
04/19/08 00:52:16: mcwarren4@ACE (Paper struck): it went the fastest route
04/19/08 00:52:18: HQ (all): Team 2 has destroyed Paper struck's Teleport (Lt).
04/19/08 00:52:23: TheSerb@ACE (Paper struck): Brood ffs, I mean WTF
(...)
04/19/08 00:52:56: HQ (Paper struck): TheSerb@ACE's proposal to resign has passed. ( 10 for 3 against 3 abstained)
(...)
04/19/08 00:53:04: grav@RT (all): brood stop commanding
04/19/08 00:53:07: Broodwich@SysX (all): Roger.
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Gandalf2 · Post by **Gandalf2** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 12:56 am

I just commanded a game. The funniest bit was near the start. I was ninja-mining one sector from home when an enemy int (Lets call him Mr A) started attacking it. 5 fighters launched from home to defend it, including Mr B. The miner was limping towards the aleph, the only hope it had was making it to the aleph. Sure enough, it just made it was 1% hull left. Mr A boosted through the aleph to finish it off, however he ran full speed into Mr B and was instantly podded /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Oh, and the miner was at least 50% full from memory.

Mr A was NOT amused...

(I can't actually remember the real names)

Kap · Post by **Kap** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 1:37 am

Yesterday I built a home op and then a game later a tp in a sector we already had a tp... Good think I was the commander.

We won the home op game btw.

juckto · Post by **juckto** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:21 am

[quote=""spawn""]we had juckto Ding our miners until he was booted for Ding our miners[/quote]

Unfortunately I lost the original logs during a reinstall (when I was trying to fix the ASGS loop bug), so this is the best I can come up with.

Kap · Post by **Kap** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:27 am

The game were Dome was commanding?

Post by **Dome** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:33 am

Gandalf2 wrote:QUOTE (Gandalf2 @ Apr 18 2008, 05:56 PM) I just commanded a game. The funniest bit was near the start. I was ninja-mining one sector from home when an enemy int (Lets call him Mr A) started attacking it. 5 fighters launched from home to defend it, including Mr B. The miner was limping towards the aleph, the only hope it had was making it to the aleph. Sure enough, it just made it was 1% hull left. Mr A boosted through the aleph to finish it off, however he ran full speed into Mr B and was instantly podded /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Oh, and the miner was at least 50% full from memory.

Mr A was NOT amused...

(I can't actually remember the real names)

MR a is me. And I'm still in awe. Neo was a brick through my windshield at 150mps.