Funniest Things you've seen in Allegiance, or List of ironic ways to get booted

MashMellows · Post by **MashMellows** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:34 am

Seen an asteroid successfully defend a miner against a voob in an Int /mrgreen.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="mrgreen.gif" />

Andon · Post by **Andon** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:44 am

Ironic ways to not get booted: Be AFK for more than half the playtime - Go off and die on sector boundaries twice, go AFK with the enemy having two sectors and come back with us having those sectors, and not be booted.

Sushi · Post by **Sushi** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:09 am

Boosting in an int to eye a TP that just built, then podding yourself on it because it appeared at 500m when you were going at 250.

Sadly, I've done that a couple of times now.

raumvogel · Post by **raumvogel** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:43 am

Volunteer to pilot an htt when no one else will do it...then get booted because the aleph was camped by 1 scout.All because the commander was pissed off that no one was listening to him during a late night game.

OK,I have been informed that the comm told me not to go into the aleph.I will now make sure to stick to my usual roll of nanite scout as I have a "read the chat" ADD type problem /blush.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="

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/ <-----tard of the week

Furiat · Post by **Furiat** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:57 am

Most recent ironic boot:

We're down to one sector, making pointess bbr runs to their tac next to ou sector. Though pointless it's still a point of honour to do this. I resort to having turret fun, making vengeance on all those ugly GS's who podded me while i was in a scout.
Comm goes boiling point when seeing 6 people in base and another few just flying around our base instead of supporting yet another bbr run which i am turreting. The bomber dies.
My KB of 35 earns me a podkill. I get back to base. Even before death animation is over - i am booted.

Apparently the comm was avenging the dead bomber by booting everyone who was in base when it died.

Lesson to learn:
High KB can earn you a boot.

Dark_Stalion · Post by **Dark_Stalion** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:49 pm

Owch... that totally stinks.

Weylin · Post by **Weylin** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:56 am

I'll be sure to keep my KB low if theres alot of base sitters then.

Haha booted before the death animation ended... wow...

So you are technically in base durring the death sequence?

juckto · Post by **juckto** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:14 am

Scouting a sector with my lt int that was next to our op (I figured at least one out of the three scouts also launching from the op would be scouting the unexplored sector and lend me an eye), and finding (in the following order):
One helium rock
Two regular asteroids.
One enemy miner.
One enemy voob.
One enemy lifepod.
One dead enemy miner.

I also found an aleph in my pod once.

And found an enemy bbr with 3-4 nans hiding behind our aleph while he waited for a 2nd bbr to attack our garr from a 2nd aleph. I cloaked and rammed the bbr through the aleph into our camp. Podded myself but it was worth it for the lols.

kalix · Post by **kalix** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:15 pm

hey Furiat did the com yell "THIS IS SPARTA" before booting you?
coz if not BAN HIM!

Furiat · Post by **Furiat** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:31 pm

QUOTE 01:17:45
Edmond (Nerds only): nan both bbrs...
[COMMANDER] (Nerds only): GET OUT OF BASE
tmc@sysx (all): though I hope not cuz thisll be my second loss
[COMMANDER] (Nerds only): NOW
[COMMANDER] (Nerds only): OUT
[COMMANDER] (Nerds only): OF
[COMMANDER] (Nerds only): BASE
tmc@sysx (all): were getting our ass kicked here
tmc@sysx (all): bios 45min in
[COMMANDER] (Nerds only): we go
[COMMANDER] (Nerds only): $#@! it
[COMMANDER] (Nerds only): Is the aleph mined?
[COMMANDER] (Nerds only): Negative!
tmc@sysx (Nerds only): they must have a lot of sbs
[COMMANDER] (Nerds only): yes
[COMMANDER] (Nerds only): they do
Edmond (Nerds only): XNAN DAMMIT
RadarRider@PK (Nerds only): push
tmc@sysx (Nerds only): Go Go Go!
HQ (Nerds only): Garrison (Str) in Tathlum under attack by TheTankceo
[COMMANDER] (Nerds only): lol
tmc@sysx (Nerds only): only 1 nan
[COMMANDER] (Nerds only): wtf
tmc@sysx (Nerds only): theyre all at home
phoenix1 (Nerds only): I got podded
phoenix1 (Nerds only): instantly
tmc@sysx (Nerds only): also booman has been in base for 15min
[COMMANDER] (all): can i boot like 5 people?
tmc@sysx (all): thats because you dont play
ugli@GB (all): ok by me
DevDeath@SysX (Nerds only): plz do
HQ (Nerds only): RazielBass@SRM was booted from the team by the team leader.
Volgin (Nerds only): Defend Stealths.
HQ (Nerds only): Scorpion69@SF was booted from the team by the team leader.
HQ (Nerds only): boomancini@ACE was booted from the team by the team leader.
Volgin (Nerds only): pods to me
01:19:49
[/quote]
And i get booted then.

So no - technically there was no "THIS IS SPARTA".