Funniest Things you've seen in Allegiance, or List of ironic ways to get booted

cashto · Post by **cashto** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:01 am

Danner wrote:QUOTE (Danner @ Mar 11 2008, 08:44 PM) Com/Pilot promoted a gunner... gunner couldn't figure out how to fire AB missiles at the base.

The funny part is where the comm lets loose about the episode in the Rants Forum. /mrgreen.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="mrgreen.gif" />

MrChaos · Post by **MrChaos** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:06 am

From the other side of the equation

Pked camping at aleph
launch out hoping to get back in to finish off bomber
pop a nan
pked again
launch
pop a nan
finally time to pod the bomber
pop goes the bomber

I think to myself man how the hell did the base live I mean I was able to launch two different times... wow the base must be on it's last legs
Turn the ship and see the base without a scratch /huh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":huh:" border="0" alt="huh.gif" />

the icing on the cake was we had one of our own nanning thier bomber /rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":roll:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> ... @#(! they were sitting in front our base so long Im suprised the turrets didnt run out of ammo /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

badpazzword · Post by **badpazzword** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:25 pm

Once in a SG I kept attacking an op cons trying to build near our garr. I kept spamming `5's, attacking it and ramming it once near the rock for a full two minutes. At some point I went, wtf I must be lagging away, this darn thing is taking no damage. So I succeed in putting my scout in a straight line between me and the rock, pulling it to an halt. At least, I'll pop up in a pod and spot the damn thing from there.

Time passes. No teammates come. No mentioning of it on TS. I don't drop. Hmm.

badp@SF (Steel Fury): do you see an enemy op cons in Kisho?
pepper@SF (Steel Fury): Negative!

Gosh, this is weird...

Unless...

The colour of the chat matched the label of the op cons. I sidethrust to let the op in before Adam could reach for the Boot Pilot button.

Whoops

blackrob · Post by **blackrob** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:44 pm

XD I remember that, badp, it was high-back our side on hihigher.

Weylin · Post by **Weylin** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:22 pm

One game I expended 2 clips of AB before i realized they arn't even hitting the base, instead they were going through that effing gap....

IB_ · Post by **IB_** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:05 am

Badp wrote:QUOTE (Badp @ Mar 12 2008, 07:25 AM) Once in a SG I kept attacking an op cons trying to build near our garr.

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The colour of the chat matched the label of the op cons. I sidethrust to let the op in before Adam could reach for the Boot Pilot button.

Whoops

Wait Adam was building a home op in a squad game?

Weylin · Post by **Weylin** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:21 am

It was probly just waiting for an order from the commander.

lol i can see myself doing that at some point in the future.

badpazzword · Post by **badpazzword** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 6:16 am

No, it was in a sector near the garrison sector.

My bad.

IB_ · Post by **IB_** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:41 pm

I just killed 2 miners within the space of 2 seconds

You killed MinerXXX.
You killed MinerXXX.

On screen at the same time.

kalix · Post by **kalix** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:38 pm

with what???? how can you kill 2 miners at the same time?!?

why this ain't a sticky yet?