Funniest Things you've seen in Allegiance, or List of ironic ways to get booted

Striker · Post by **Striker** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 4:17 pm

MrC I honestly did see you most of the way. That was why when someone said a TP2 scout entered our sector I saw you clear as day. The entire SF team watched you as you ejected both TP2 probes.

*shrugs*

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sgt_baker · Post by **sgt_baker** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 4:20 pm

Striker wrote:QUOTE (Striker @ Mar 11 2008, 04:17 PM) MrC I honestly did see you most of the way. That was why when someone said a TP2 scout entered our sector I saw you clear as day. The entire SF team watched you as you ejected both TP2 probes.

*shrugs*

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Give the guy a break. He's getting old and creaky. When he visited me in London he very nearly popped his clogs, and as such should be treated with the reverence-for-the-old-and-past-it he deserves. /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

forcestealer · Post by **forcestealer** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:11 pm

Bouwman wrote:QUOTE (Bouwman @ Mar 11 2008, 07:10 AM) Not the funniest thing I've seen but just yesterday in a pick up game, me, ^Slap@SPQR, and ^ForceSteal@SPQR were hunting miners right. Well I go from Low sector to go through enemies Garr sector to enter High Sector. I do it since were Bios, and I'm in a Int. Cloak while boosting /blush.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="blush.gif" /> /wub.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":iluv:" border="0" alt="wub.gif" /> . And I guess the SPQR guys came from another sector.

Well we came to that specific sector since enemy TechBase (I think it was Tac.. but not sure) was behind behind us. It was pushed to OUR home sector high. So indeed Slap suggested that enemy are going to send miners to there Tech Base high. Well the three of us scout out the sector with our useless sensory Ints with no PP's. There are 2 Roids that have just a bit Helium to mine still, so we SCOUT every roid in the sector for roughly around 5 minutes being completely useless to our team!, and we find nothing.

Then a Scout finds a Enemy Miner mid low. And the 3 of us decide to go through enemies Garr sector to go mid low and assault the miner. So I'm the first one at the aleph to go through Enemies Garr sector. I'm waiting there for 10 seconds for the other SPQR guys to catch up. I PM Slap commenting there SPQR Teamwork. Not a coincedence that them 2 hooked up and try to kill miners. They catch up right after I'm done typing the PM, then SUDDENLY just as I'm 50 m from the aleph actually entering it a MINER pops out of no where. We start a hail of gunfire at the Miner. Half way through the miner was dead, ANOTHER Miner decides to meet the 3 of us on the aleph. We kill both miners in a short amount of time. Slap and Force got the kills.

Aaaah that was so funny! /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
You had to be in the sector to find out the irony of 2 miners coming in.

I bet you the opposing comm was saying "WHAT THE?????"! /rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":roll:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> /mad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":mad:" border="0" alt="mad.gif" />
You probably here this in a span of 22 seconds:

Miner detects enemy
[1 Second]
Miner under Attack!
[5 Seconds]
Miner detects enemy (2nd Miner entering)
[0 Seconds]
I can't take this anymore Returning to base
[0 Seconds]
Miner destroyed
[5 Seconds]
Miner under Attack!
[1 Second]
I can't take this anymore Returning to base
[5 Seconds]
Miner destroyed
[5 Seconds]

Me, Slap, and Force had a good laugh /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

ah hah...i'm a ^ officer...he he he...and that was a pretty good laugh too

IB_ · Post by **IB_** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:48 pm

Yesterday I went through an aleph in a sf. I met a miner and died. Karma?

quackdamnyou · Post by **quackdamnyou** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:10 pm

Bouwman wrote:QUOTE (Bouwman @ Mar 11 2008, 08:10 AM) I bet you the opposing comm was saying "WHAT THE?????"! /rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":roll:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> /mad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":mad:" border="0" alt="mad.gif" />
You probably here this in a span of 22 seconds:

Happened to me a few days ago, but I was alone in a dreg regular int, two miners right in to me. But it was a small game so not quite so amazing.

MrChaos · Post by **MrChaos** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:08 pm

Striker wrote:QUOTE (Striker @ Mar 11 2008, 11:17 AM) MrC I honestly did see you most of the way. That was why when someone said a TP2 scout entered our sector I saw you clear as day. The entire SF team watched you as you ejected both TP2 probes.

*shrugs*

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You know for such an observant guy you missed that the word "Conspiracy" in my last post which is light blue and usually indicating it's a linky /rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":roll:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />

[ I never had an eye other then for just a few seconds upon entering and then not again until when I started @#(!ting mines and probes. Your ability to see me without my having eye is a just another of those unexplained things * shrug * indeed ]

/huh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":huh:" border="0" alt="huh.gif" /> poop on me clogs?
on noes!
errrm no what was I doing?
oh look a squirrel!
* runs off giving chase *

MrChaos
PS Go ahead find and click it there Striker-pooh /wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />

Striker · Post by **Striker** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:52 pm

I saw the link MrC. I just didn't see the relevance. /cool.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="

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forcestealer · Post by **forcestealer** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:52 am

quackdamnyou wrote:QUOTE (quackdamnyou @ Mar 11 2008, 01:10 PM) Happened to me a few days ago, but I was alone in a dreg regular int, two miners right in to me. But it was a small game so not quite so amazing.

Reminds me of that ZG where the opposing team was IC and i think we were Dreg...and we were camping their tele in ints...and the stupid miner AI decides to rip into the sector we were camping

so we were just sitting there reading old people's magazine(atleast i was) then a miner popped in... there was a 1 second pause of amazement before we wrecked the thing...

right after we were finished with that one, another popped in, WTF?!...so we popped that one, then the last 2 came through too...TS poured with laughter, soo much laughter it took us atleast 15 secondes to kill them both...

slap · Post by **slap** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:40 am

Ahh bouwman that was a good game, being useless and useful all at the same time. Somehow those miners knew their destiny.

Danner · Post by **Danner** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:44 am

Today March 11th, Rix versus GT.
Grav coms GT, 'Ashriel' coms Rix.
The previous game Ashriel also commed rix, and it was a text book total shutdown by the rix team; this game started much the same. Bang dead GT con, BANG another one dead. We have a TP high next to GT home by this point, and here comes the bomber run.
Ashriel grabs a bomber, I grab a seat on it, and another squaded players takes the other seat.

We rip high after calling for (AND GETTING) nans! Some probes get cleared, we move towards home, oh no, EYE at the last minute! We send 2 of the figs with us through the alaph first.. and they live... where's the D?

We enter, nans enter, and we start killing the defenders that launch as we close on the base.

We get close, we get REALLY close. We are taking damage, but we are podding 'em left and right. Fantastic... why isn't the base dead yet. Wow this sure is a tough base.
Great job nans, keep at it. Check on base (only GT player still alive is a scout that is firing both gat and donuts at the bomber (and not bothering to kill any nans) just as hard as he can, so I let the little fellow live). Base is at full health!?!??! We have almost docked with it at this point, we are less than 20 meters away......

Com/Pilot promoted a gunner... gunner couldn't figure out how to fire AB missiles at the base.

Bomber was finally killed......

It is kinda funny, you gotta admit!

(Didn't name the guy in the turret that got promoted, cause well.... didn't wanna be mean. )

("I kept hitting the missile button"
"I didn't even see any missiles in cargo!")

Com even says "I'm not going to boot you, but ..."