Funniest Things you've seen in Allegiance, or List of ironic ways to get booted

Shizoku · Post by **Shizoku** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:55 am

I've booted people for not running into rocks.

Post by **pkk** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:13 pm

I booted people because I could. /owned-anim.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":owned:" border="0" alt="owned-anim.gif" />

kalix · Post by **kalix** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:32 pm

i didnt see this BUT i know the guy personally.

a bomb run on our garr. all hell brakes loose half of both teams are pods (including "me")
the bomber starts shooting. the base one AB away from certain death.
while "im" in my pod waiting for the last missile to finish it off! inches away from the garr!
i hear a faint voice... the com... S T O P T H A T M I S S I L E !
OK!
i fly "my" pod into the last AB a half a sec later the bomber frags!
the garr lived!
team gos DAMN!

he did not play long before he did not after but till this day DAMN!

and on recent events!
coz of a LIL lag... while playing com i see my op con get out of garr and RAM a rock reputedly till it dies! WTF
a con blows up AFTER it plants(the ass was still out and got a SRM up there)
4 sbs rushing a base and all hit it whit only 2 ABs out! (ya ya blame the lag!)
the last 3 are from the last week! the first years ago!

Rhomil · Post by **Rhomil** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:46 pm

he he he

The funniest thing that happened was once when I was versing this guy, he had a different faction but I had phoenix. it is a DM match on Dark Nebulae. I put the settings 10 miners on start and 10 max miners. Midway on the DM, I thought, should I build a hail of drones to annihilate the enemy. he he he that's what I did. 10 enhanced carrier drones, 10 assault Stars, 10 assault Sups, 10 assault tacs, 10 assault Exps, 10 Heavy Scout drones, 10 Advanced Fighter drones, 10 Heavy Interceptor drones, a hail of every constructor I can build (very unwise I know) which included turret SC layers, deployed SC towers, deplowed mines, etc, a hail of 10 nova bomb drones and my entire team in Battleships and Vanguards. he he he that's what caused the Stripe server to crash lol. woops. /ninja.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":ninja:" border="0" alt="ninja.gif" />

kalix · Post by **kalix** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:53 pm

losing a cruiser to sector overload /smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />
now that was a GAME!

Gothmog · Post by **Gothmog** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:02 pm

I remember having a boost3 dreg int and repeatedly hammering a belters' carrier in the next sector along with 1/2 my team. battle rages for a few minutes, many casualties. I die after shredding god knows how many nans, respawn next sector over and go about 350 into the aleph to catch up to the fight, all pumped up and angry... Other side, I see a big $#@!ing wall. I was killed by carrier624.

Psychosis · Post by **Psychosis** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:16 am

how about an XT stack, posting a mutiny one after another and getting booted one by one. then siting in lobby and laughing while waiting for the comm to boot the rest.

nothing quite like watching someone throw away their pretty much only chance at winning

cashto · Post by **cashto** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:24 am

That's sad, a team chock full of XT and you still can't pass a mutiny.

The other day I was soloing a miner in a scout. The miner gets ordered back to the rock, and someone -- I can't remember who, but definitely not a noob -- comes flying at me in a hvy int at 200mps. I'm two seconds from ripping out when he slams into the rock the miner is mining at, podding himself in the process. I go on to finish the miner off. Says I to him: "I really should get credit for that kill".

Psychosis · Post by **Psychosis** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:54 am

cashto wrote:QUOTE (cashto @ Mar 9 2008, 11:24 PM) That's sad, a team chock full of XT and you still can't pass a mutiny.

we only had a 3rd of a team, my mutiny failed because of abstainers

10 for, 9 against, 3 abstained

Striker · Post by **Striker** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:01 am

At the last matchup between SF and ACE I saw something downright hilarious in F3. I heard on TS that a TP scout had entered our garrison sector. I pop on over to the garrison sector and order 2 interceptors to kill him. Not even a second after I give the order I watch the unnamed ACE pilot EJECT (not to be confused with drop) two TP2 probes behind a rock. About 3-5 seconds later he dies from a hail of Mini3.

The entire SF Teamspeak channel was in hysterics. Instead of attempting a TP2 run on our garrison, he harmlessly ejects the probes. I think we all laughed for a good minute. Good times good times. /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

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