Funniest Things you've seen in Allegiance, or List of ironic ways to get booted

Parasitism · Post by **Parasitism** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:45 am

Hmmm.. standard main game (awhile ago), yelling comms, stacking players yes. Well this is a lesson for all you newbies(including myself). During my early game probing and tech picking, I happened to notice a newbie following me. Being a good person I let him tag along and observe some decent probing action. During this game it was rix vs. (i think giga or was it GT), I was flying for rix. Now, as I was probing I noticed and I'm sure teh newbie did too a qf2 and a mrm seeker 2 floating in space, my faction being rix I decided to ignore the tech. 1 min later.... The newbie noticed that I wasn't going to pick up the tech and picked it up for himself, this newbie then proceeded to browbeat me and tell me how much of an idiot I was to ignore missiles (which in his opinion were the backbone of any game). This newbie went on to land in base and triumphantly announce to the entire team that I was an idiot because I was probing and not picking up tech, and that he had found qf2 and mrm seeker 2. Immediately he was booted, ironic isn't it. Please feel free to flame my PM box.

Trigger1969 · Post by **Trigger1969** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:51 am

While I know he was mistaken in his thinking, its not a bad idea to pick up the missle tech when rix... it keeps the opposing team from getting it. However, nothing more annoying than a noob spouting off with his complete lack of knowledge.

CronoDroid · Post by **CronoDroid** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:59 am

Logs! Sounds kinda funny in a newbie-hating way.

farmerjon · Post by **farmerjon** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:49 am

Ironic boot (literally): My first boot ever...flying a scout, finishing the map I think, Jimmy sends me a command to go to a sector. I hit insert right away. 10 seconds later, I am booted. Apparently, he changed his mind /rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":roll:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> .

JimmyNighthawk · Post by **JimmyNighthawk** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:11 am

*mmmh*...

spideycw · Post by **spideycw** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:37 am

JimmyNighthawk wrote:QUOTE (JimmyNighthawk @ Feb 19 2008, 11:11 PM) ps: who was it booting you for confirming an order?

A player named Ironic. I don't think you know him /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

My funniest moment was seeing music626 with a whole nan train trying to bomb a base using a rock as cover. Well I came flying behind him in my belters heavy int and rammed him into the rock and podded him. Much merriment ensued

CronoDroid · Post by **CronoDroid** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:25 am

Let's not forget Kummy's infamous HoD moment.

ShadowMoses · Post by **ShadowMoses** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:52 am

Any admin getting booted

l1ngus · Post by **l1ngus** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:10 am

"Turretgunner, please stop shooting, you make the enemy see the bomber, giving them time to build their defence."

"DoesnÂ´t matter, they are seeing, that we are here anyway, because of the heatsignature of our surrounding bases and ships, that their sensors dedect. Go and read the academy noob."

Edit: Not really the funniest thng I have seen in Alleg, but one of the lately moments, when my anger turned into amusement and I had to add the guy to my list of noobs to fly with.

Icky · Post by **Icky** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:15 am

Funniest moment I've heard of (have to admit I wasnt in this game) was when Sheff accidentally made a newbie comm instead of booting for spamming, and he proceeded to boot their entire team.

Kap wrote:QUOTE (Kap @ Jul 24 2007, 05:11 PM) CODE
07/24/07 16:30:28: KingArthur (all): Newbi Donate or you will be booted!!! Final warning
07/24/07 16:30:32: KingArthur (all): Read the chat!
07/24/07 16:30:37: Wizard58@SF (Team Lobby): Doah.
07/24/07 16:30:37: HQ (Team Lobby): CnnrT8 has left TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:31:38: +Clay_Pigeon@ACE (all): everyone on yellow
07/24/07 16:31:40: +Clay_Pigeon@ACE (all): get an int
07/24/07 16:31:43: +Clay_Pigeon@ACE (all): and boost into their exp
07/24/07 16:31:47: $KGJV (all): Acknowledged!
07/24/07 16:31:47: spaceman12 (all): Special Report: More Donatello statues are on their way...
07/24/07 16:31:48: SheffWill@RT (all): yes
07/24/07 16:31:49: *Aeris@PK (all): Roger.
07/24/07 16:31:49: Wizard58@SF (all): Roger.
07/24/07 16:31:49: SheffWill@RT (all): Attack base.
07/24/07 16:31:50: +Clay_Pigeon@ACE (all): ram it down
07/24/07 16:31:51: *Aeris@PK (all): Attack Interceptors.
07/24/07 16:31:51: SheffWill@RT (all): ram it!
07/24/07 16:31:54: $KGJV (all): Attack base.
07/24/07 16:31:58: *Aeris@PK (all): Need Interceptors.
07/24/07 16:32:02: $KGJV (all): Don't defend, it's dead.
07/24/07 16:32:26: SheffWill@RT (all): newbI is not
07/24/07 16:32:32: SheffWill@RT (all): donate or i boot you
07/24/07 16:32:33: SheffWill@RT (all): Read the chat!
07/24/07 16:32:42: HQ (Team Lobby): Mustasch has left TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:32:43: Fell@RT (all): I PMed him how
07/24/07 16:32:45: SheffWill@RT (all): oh @#(!
07/24/07 16:32:46: *Aeris@PK (all): ...
07/24/07 16:32:47: *Aeris@PK (all): sheffy
07/24/07 16:32:51: nug_diggum (all): ram base
07/24/07 16:32:51: *Aeris@PK (all): epic fail
07/24/07 16:32:53: nug_diggum (all): ok
07/24/07 16:32:54: Fell@RT (all): Sheff?
07/24/07 16:33:21: Kap@SysX (all): haha
07/24/07 16:33:22: nug_diggum (all): like that?
07/24/07 16:33:44: Kap@SysX (all): Laugh it up.
07/24/07 16:33:46: Kap@SysX (all): HO HO HO.
07/24/07 16:34:18: HQ (Team Lobby): SheffWill@RT has left TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:18: HQ (all): newbI_is_not(0) has booted SheffWill@RT from team TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:24: Kap@SysX (all): rofl
07/24/07 16:34:25: HQ (Team Lobby): *Aeris@PK has left TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:25: HQ (all): newbI_is_not(0) has booted *Aeris@PK from team TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:26: Fell@RT (all): rofl
07/24/07 16:34:27: HQ (Team Lobby): HotBird6 has left TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:27: HQ (all): newbI_is_not(0) has booted HotBird6 from team TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:27: Kap@SysX (all): Attack!
07/24/07 16:34:29: Kap@SysX (all): Attack!
07/24/07 16:34:29: Puggle (all): LOL
07/24/07 16:34:30: HQ (Team Lobby): Sl_Wolf has left TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:30: +BlackViper@Zone (all): what????
07/24/07 16:34:30: HQ (all): newbI_is_not(0) has booted Sl_Wolf from team TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:31: Kap@SysX (all): Attack!
07/24/07 16:34:32: HQ (Team Lobby): Fell@RT has left TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:32: HQ (all): newbI_is_not(0) has booted Fell@RT from team TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:33: Draconic (all): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
07/24/07 16:34:34: TheSerb@XT (all): WTF
07/24/07 16:34:35: Kap@SysX (all): hahaha
07/24/07 16:34:35: HQ (Team Lobby): $KGJV has left TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:35: HQ (all): newbI_is_not(0) has booted $KGJV from team TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:36: SaiSoma@BS (all): ok . .this is over
07/24/07 16:34:37: HQ (Team Lobby): Sushi has left TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:37: HQ (all): newbI_is_not(0) has booted Sushi from team TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:38: +BlackViper@Zone (all): what the hell????
07/24/07 16:34:38: nug_diggum (all): ?
07/24/07 16:34:40: HQ (Team Lobby): bioangel has left TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:40: HQ (all): newbI_is_not(0) has booted bioangel from team TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:41: Kap@SysX (all): Yessssss!
07/24/07 16:34:41: HQ (Team Lobby): Draconic has left TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:41: HQ (all): newbI_is_not(0) has booted Draconic from team TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:44: HQ (Team Lobby): Rundown@CDT-B has left TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:45: HQ (all): newbI_is_not(0) has booted Rundown@CDT-B from team TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:45: +BlackViper@Zone (all): afk
07/24/07 16:34:46: Angela@ACE (all): what?
07/24/07 16:34:47: TheSerb@XT (all): O.o
07/24/07 16:34:48: vlymoxyd@SF (all): looks like a 2 month ban comming up
07/24/07 16:34:49: Angela@ACE (all): what is that?
07/24/07 16:34:50: HQ (Team Lobby): KingArthur has left TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:50: HQ (all): newbI_is_not(0) has booted KingArthur from team TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:51: HQ (Team Lobby): SaiSoma@BS has left TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:51: HQ (all): newbI_is_not(0) has booted SaiSoma@BS from team TeamWork.
07/24/07 16:34:52: Daleth (all): 0_o
07/24/07 16:35:00: camertyu@SysX (all): oh
07/24/07 16:35:02: camertyu@SysX (all): LOL
07/24/07 16:35:02: spammer (all): WTF u want to be banned
07/24/07 16:35:04: Kap@SysX (all): haha
07/24/07 16:35:04: Angela@ACE (all): was that a joke or something?
07/24/07 16:35:08: spaceman12 (all): He ripped!
07/24/07 16:35:11: nug_diggum (all): daoh
07/24/07 16:35:12: SheffWill (all): $#@! sorry
07/24/07 16:35:14: Argonaut (all): omfg
07/24/07 16:35:14: camertyu@SysX (all): Whoopee-$#@!in'-do..hey I'm impressed!
07/24/07 16:35:19: Wizard58@SF (all): can a alleg ples ban this stupif noob
07/24/07 16:35:21: TheSerb@XT (all): He booted just half of your team
07/24/07 16:35:21: Dracula (all): how this moron got comm?
07/24/07 16:35:22: crAftYcelT@SysX (all): wtf?
07/24/07 16:35:22: TheSerb@XT (all): lol
07/24/07 16:35:24: Victoria (all): ban him
07/24/07 16:35:24: +Clay_Pigeon@ACE (all): booted
07/24/07 16:35:31: +BlackViper@Zone (all): he is booted

Haha, Im still laughing hahaha.

NewbHe_was_not and teached Sheff how it is really done.

Edit: added chat logs