Possible Enh/Adv Patties?

[Dengaroth]

QUOTE (rojomojo915 @ Sep 1 2006, 06:35 AM) i was actually talkin about manual turrets, like having an actual pilot in there b/c we all know that wut u just described would actually happen if it was an automatic turret

Been discussed to death already. Here's the short version:

BAD IDEA.

[NightRychune]

QUOTE (rojomojo915 @ Sep 1 2006, 12:35 AM) i was actually talkin about manual turrets, like having an actual pilot in there b/c we all know that wut u just described would actually happen if it was an automatic turret

You'd never be able to get idiot voobs out of them to do anything productive, and they'd probably end up going afk while in the turret and get the thing killed anyway.

[CronoDroid]

QUOTE (Ozricosis @ Aug 31 2006, 11:17 AM) How about we just start calling Crono Patty and slapping him on the ass instead?

Hey Patty! Slap!

Get me some pie Patty! Slap!

My balls are dirty Patty! Here's a warm wet rag Patty! Slap!

If you think that post was $#@!ed up, check out Baxter's post.

Competely random, nonsensical, WHAT THE $#@!?

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No sense at all?

[ogorass]

I belive I made a completely non-serious post regarding lxy patties (2xfront mini, 3xhunter 2xpm, lt or reg boost, and MS or something like that). Don't go stealing my jokes

[Rakinite]

No, let's give starting patties:
4 skyrips
20 quickloading versions of XRM Hunter Killer per salvo, launchable twice, or 8 tactical nukes
Enhanced cruise booster allowing doubled thrust for two minutes.
240 MPS speed without boosters, 8 seconds to max speed.
Infinite heavy cloak 2
20 Proxmines per slot
100% accurate CMs

And while we're in the fantasy zone, I want a one eyed mammoth! GIMME!

[jgbaxter]

Crono, my post illustrates why miners don't need to be armed or with turrets...

[asheron2k]

Why do base turrets keep poping up??? Is it like some demented form of convergent evolution?

[Vandal]

QUOTE (CronoDroid @ Aug 31 2006, 06:46 PM) FFS just replace all Giga Ships and load everything into the Patty.

When the game starts, you have patties with Patty stats and Scout stats.

When you build a Sup, you get the Enh Patties I described.

When you research bommas, you get Patties that can mount LRM AB.

Tac, Patties that can have Cloaks, EW Sniper/Utl, Hunters, EMP mines, etc.

Exp, Patties can mount Booster and Minigun.

When you up the techbase, you get the Adv Ship characteritsics loaded into the Patty.

SY gives Patties the ability to mount the weapons you research (one of each).

Techbases take 240 seconds to build, upping them 180 seconds.

So if you have all techbases with everything researched, Patties are like Uber Omni Figs that can kill bases.

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EDIT: Rename GigaCorp to Patty Corp. /mrgreen.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="mrgreen.gif" />

OMG , Crono , u are genius !

[Lykourgos]

According to Phrase they actually put a piloted turret on miners in Beta. It lasted all of a week.

[Grim_Reaper_4u]

It could be fun camping the enemy's home in an adv miner, or running down an enemy bomber in a dreg adv miner and ramming it to death /mrgreen.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="mrgreen.gif" /> If we could mount nan on miners we could use them as ideal nans. High mass, good push, hard to kill ~4 /wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />