lol, another thing you can do in a pod, if you pioleted a ship with turrets, and your poded, race the other dudes and see who gets into base first.(which is me, i always win at this)
PS: pickups dont count
Sycrus' How To Have Fun In An Eject Pod
Camaro your one about making of fun of them works. I had to create a distraction for a heavy troop transport so I pissed them off with hunter missiles and ran all the way to the farthest aleph before they got me. Once they did that I was making fun of them and I dodged everything for a couple mins which turned out to be just long enough.

