Sycrus' How To Have Fun In An Eject Pod

Tactical advice, How-to, Post-mortem, etc.
Sycrus
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Post by Sycrus »

Meh, let this thread die....

How about not getting podded /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":biggrin:" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />
NakPPI@XT wrote:QUOTE (NakPPI@XT @ Oct 7 2008, 03:50 PM) I didn't log in to allegiance to be taunted by some keyboard warrior that gets off by bragging about the size of his nuts in a 10 year old video game
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Post by Ozricosis »

18. Don't get podded.
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Post by superbob »

1: go to an enemy base and wait in front of exit . when enemys come out watch them freak out and veer . imagine them passing out in their cereal. laugh.
2: find an enemy pod and bump up against it until the pilot feels so violated he calls the cops. laugh.
3: get behind a rock and wait for a enemy stealth fig to go behind as well . when he flips out tell the person he stalking where hes hiding and watch the pilot get pwned. laugh.
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Sycrus
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Post by Sycrus »

superbob wrote:QUOTE (superbob @ May 27 2007, 06:31 PM) 1: go to an enemy base and wait in front of exit . when enemys come out watch them freak out and veer . imagine them passing out in their cereal. laugh.
2: find an enemy pod and bump up against it until the pilot feels so violated he calls the cops. laugh.
3: get behind a rock and wait for a enemy stealth fig to go behind as well . when he flips out tell the person he stalking where hes hiding and watch the pilot get pwned. laugh.
a little late there /wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />


CLOSE THIS THREAD
NakPPI@XT wrote:QUOTE (NakPPI@XT @ Oct 7 2008, 03:50 PM) I didn't log in to allegiance to be taunted by some keyboard warrior that gets off by bragging about the size of his nuts in a 10 year old video game
Kltplzyxm
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Post by Kltplzyxm »

19. If you're a newbie, spend your time flying in circles while podded instead of flying in circles in a fig. This prevents you from enhancing a whore's kb. /rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":roll:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />
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Post by Kltplzyxm »

20. If you're a voob and you've been podded, create a thread in the forums about how to spend your time in a pod and have others write stupid responses to it. /mrgreen.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="mrgreen.gif" />
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Mr. Kltplzyxm wrote:QUOTE (Mr. Kltplzyxm @ May 30 2007, 02:36 PM) 20. If you're a voob and you've been podded, create a thread in the forums about how to spend your time in a pod and have others write stupid responses to it. /mrgreen.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="mrgreen.gif" />
I'm going to whore you. /mrgreen.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="mrgreen.gif" /> /mrgreen.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="mrgreen.gif" /> /mrgreen.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="mrgreen.gif" /> /mrgreen.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="mrgreen.gif" />
NakPPI@XT wrote:QUOTE (NakPPI@XT @ Oct 7 2008, 03:50 PM) I didn't log in to allegiance to be taunted by some keyboard warrior that gets off by bragging about the size of his nuts in a 10 year old video game
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Post by Kltplzyxm »

21. Respond to empty threats left on forum threads from #20. /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />
Sycrus wrote:QUOTE (Sycrus @ May 30 2007, 02:51 PM) I'm going to whore you. /mrgreen.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="mrgreen.gif" /> /mrgreen.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="mrgreen.gif" /> /mrgreen.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="mrgreen.gif" /> /mrgreen.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="mrgreen.gif" />
Sure, just let me know when you get that 56K dialup working again. /wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" /> Man that's gotta suck. /unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":unsure:" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
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Post by Evincar »

i once killed shizoku with my bios advsf. he proceeded to ram me twice with his belter pod.

$you ejected by Shizoku@Xt

i really thought he wasn´t going to kill me.

some other day i rammed a belter pod with a fig at full speed and got about 1/5 of my hp off
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Post by juckto »

For the love of God. Let the thread die.
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Usually though, "skill" is used to covertly mean "match the game exactly to my level of competence." Anyone who is at all worse than me should fail utterly (and humorously!) and anyone better is clearly too caught up in the game and their opinions shouldn't count.
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