I recently got to checking my inbox (as it reads full) and had a good chuckle at this app from doodee or whatever. Enjoy
QUOTE QUOTE Hello, Mr. Broodwich.
I have had the pleasure of having the opportunity to observe an SysX squad game and like any other opportunity, I took it. I must say, it was very impressive. I was blown away with the amount of teamwork and awesomeness the SysX squad has shown. Therefore, like any old coop that planted three feet into the ground on Mother Earth, like any old coop who has heard old Mother Earth groan and groan of all the stinky feet planting on her round globe. I would love to join the SysX squad. Here you have a complex and masterful plan I have conjured out of my black hat that would guarantee (or at least I hope so) my acceptance into the wonderful squad full of prom Drama Queens xD.
A LIST
1. I have dedicated myself into writing this long list in my soggy chair, with a termite infested table that just barely holds on to my 19 ton wooden computer.
2. I have tried to be funny, special you.
3. I just think that the members of the squad are just so awesome!
4. I am kind, fun, and my personality is like a cherry bomb!
5. I promise to not negative be when we are down to our last sector with enemy bases all around us and we have no miners, no tech, and have been brought down to the hellish hole that forces us to permanently prox all the surrounding alephs.
6. To always be a team player and not just whore and kill some newb ints that have wandered into our base and of no threat to us when a bomb run is currently going on which is short on nans which is also flying to the last remaining enemy base.
Side note: this is harder then i thought, maybe ill keep it short.
7. To always try my best, and fail, try my best again, and then succeed!
8. To always remember to ask for help when needed since this community is so noob friendly.
9. One more, one moreee.
10. Hi.
YADADADA
...999999. I know that whatever happens in SysX stays in SysX!
And remember, if this is not enough, pm me and say in a really angry voice, "I WANT MOR" like the angry cookie monster and I promise I wont shake under my rags laying down on my blow up mattress in my wooden hut. Saying repeatedly, "I HATE YOU BROODWIT- i forgot your name already meanie. I HATE YOU BROOD" Sputtering because of all the wet stuff coming out of my eyes. By the way, TEARS, THEY WERE TEARS YOU SICKO!
100000. I recognize your picture, they were from a show yes? With a meatball? And an angry face of some kind? With some fatty for a neighbor? Yes? By the way, I will also say that fatty is YOU along side with the I HATE YOU BROOD's.
(Don't take it all to heart bud, its all supposed to be funny. Feel free to slap me or something meanie lol. Also, sorry if this offended you of any way.)
I just had a blast making this, hope you have a blast reading this.. TEARS I MEANT BLAST OUT TEARS NOT THAT OTHER WHITE STUFF YOU SICKO![/quote]
i feel special!
some tips:
Don't use xD or its cursed brethren XD. It annoys the piss out of me which might land on your face
Cookies are steel fury's thing. sf is full of retards. I'm sure you can do the math
When mentioning prom around vogue, be sure to mention t girls in the same sentence
finally, SYSX NEVER APOLOGIZE, WE ASK IF THEY WOULD LIKE SOME MORE
i'll let you know of your app status. meanwhile dont go around kissing everyone's ass except maybe cable since his wife wont do it for him anymore[/quote]
Ah.. to be young again
Since drizzo got to necro...
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Mine would have readShizoku wrote:QUOTE (Shizoku @ Jul 26 2015, 05:21 PM) Looks like what MrC's app would look like.
I am MrChaos and I approve this application
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Ssssh
listen guys, prom was before the t girls thing
i swear
i swear
phoenix1 wrote:QUOTE (phoenix1 @ May 5 2013, 08:35 PM) Vogue is clearly #1 and commanding against him feels like commanding against Spideycw at times... though he lacks that little bit of "I don't care who's on my team or what the factions are, it's going to be a stomp anyways" that Spidey managed to pull off in his heyday.
You know I actually remember when both Globey and Mrc would type and chat like normal people. No idea where they lost it on the way but MrC especially tried to become all whackyShizoku wrote:QUOTE (Shizoku @ Jul 26 2015, 05:21 PM) Looks like what MrC's app would look like.
I'm sorry I don't remember any of it. For you the day spideycw graced your squad with utter destruction was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Sunday
Idanmel wrote:QUOTE (Idanmel @ Mar 19 2012, 05:54 AM) I am ashamed for all the drama I caused, I have much to learn on how to behave when things don't go my way.
My apologies.
