The story of Twinkies, a one act play.
Hostess: Union Bakers, we can't stay in business, we need to reduce your pay.
Union: NO F U - U MAKE TOO MUCH!!
Hostess: We need to reduce your pay, but you could get jobs somewhere else if we reduce too low... 'k?
Union: NO F U - WE WON'T GO NO WHERE ELSE, HERE MAKES ALL THE MONEY!!!
Hostess: No really, we are going to go out of business, then you won't have jobs at all.
Union: NO, F U - WE AIN'T GONNA DO IT, GO REDUCE YOUR OPERATING COSTS, U INEFFICIENT BASTARDS!!
Hostess: Ok, we are out of business, you have to get jobs some where else.
Union: F U!
Michelle Obama: I win!
Slightly Less Fat Mericans: *meh*
Ebay: Who wants to buy $2000 box o' twinkies? (free shipping from Guangdong Province)
Hostess:
Crazy People: I DO!
Looming Internet Sales Tax Policy: Soon, my precious, sooooon...
Union: WE GOT NO JERBS, WISH WE HAD CHEAP LITTLE DEBBIES TO BUY NOW CUZ WE HONGRAY!
-fin-
