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Posted: **Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:28 pm**

Hello everybody,

I would like to tell you all that the Roman Legion (SPQR) is recruiting!

Do you think you've got what it takes to be a Spork? What we need are players that can show up to Squad Games, which are usually at 3pm EST on Sundays and are sometimes at 3pm EST on Saturdays.

If you know you'll be able to show up to Squad Games and would love the thrill of competing with the big squads, apply to the Roman Legion today!

Thank you all,
Fuzz,
Roman Legion SL

Posted: **Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:11 pm**

Awesome, I'll sign up right away!

Wait, do I get free hookers?

Posted: **Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:19 pm**

Depends... Recruits get tf hookers... vets get dreg and bios /smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />

Posted: **Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:23 pm**

TF?
They are Drones...

And Bios are genetically modified beings, are you sure you want to have a hooker from either of those Factions?
Hehe

Posted: **Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:40 pm**

Kamikaze pilots allowed?

Posted: **Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:57 pm**

Posted: **Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:49 am**

Do you have a dental plan? group discount rates? can we wear our own colors?

Posted: **Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:53 am**

We have free health care.

Posted: **Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:30 am**

fuzzylunkin1 wrote:QUOTE (fuzzylunkin1 @ Sep 21 2008, 08:53 PM) We have free health care.

You should speak to the Senate. Let 'em know how the Romans do it! /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

Posted: **Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:09 pm**

these genetically modified hookers can they breathe through thier ears?

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