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This is a true story of what happened in the ACE vs SF on Sunday

1) MrChaos asks for and receives the honor of being the team's tp2 scout
2) Drops shields, missiles, gets a nan gun to nan the tp2, and purchases 2 tp2s for a run on SF's tech base
3) Decides on a whim to load out the 0 hold with mines being sure to make the mines first load
4) Sneaks his way across the map snuggles up to a beautiful rock 4.5k from the base
5) Comm orders him to do a far and near dump run ( first far away to draw off opponents and a nearer one as the real deal
6) Presses 0 and out pops.... a minefield @#(! $#@! @#(!
7) MrChaos is now accelerating and on his way to well over 100mps and knows he best get the tp2s dropped
8) He gets eyed, and out pops an enemy hvy int to kills him dead
9) MrChaos thinks cycle the mines and load the tp2 right now
10) cntl s... out jettisons a tp2
11) Flop sweat time dont do that again MrChaos thinks
12) You guessed it cntl s again
13) here comes someone on SF at over 200 mps and blindly runs into the just jettisoned tp2 probe
14) Total silence on TS except the incoherent apologies of one MrChaos for making the most boneheaded move in his long Allegiance career

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You were eyed almost as soon as you entered the sector. Hell, you were eyed even behind that rock you were attempting to use for a shield. However, it sure was funny as hell on our end. /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

Brilliant Mr.C! /wub.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":iluv:" border="0" alt="wub.gif" /> /wub.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":iluv:" border="0" alt="wub.gif" />

It's a classic that when one starts to screw up, things snowball. /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

Striker wrote:QUOTE (Striker @ Mar 11 2008, 01:13 AM) You were eyed almost as soon as you entered the sector. Hell, you were eyed even behind that rock you were attempting to use for a shield. However, it sure was funny as hell on our end. /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

Hmmmm this is an issue then since:

Didnt have an eyeball on my screen. THAT Im damn sure was the case.
100% in the shadow of the rock completely snuggled up to it
4k away from the base
With a signature of about 80%.

So somehow you still saw me even though it never registered on my screen... over 4k away from a base.... low sig scout.... behind a rock....something is quite wrong here with this bit of the story.

I dont mind taking credit for being a dunce on the ejecting but if this is true then it's a pretty glaring glitch in the game play and needs to be addressed by the dev team

MrChaos

this topic deserves to STAY FOR EVER!

sticky it!

I have found out it's a Conspiracy

Bombing the enemy's Garrsion. Standard procedure... unmount ABs and shield and sneak up to the aleph uneyed. We enter expecting the usual firestorm, only to discover a HUGE asteroid parked perfectly between our aleph and their Garr. We walked to within 2K for ther Garr uneyed then popped out from behind the rock, much to everyone's surprise. We lolled, the Garr died.

Another one: Our 32KB diversion Op con in the BIOS Exp vs IC SY game the other day. I was taking a long walk in my HTT on the other side of the sector, and derived much amusement from watching wave after wave of suicide attacker.

kalix wrote:QUOTE (kalix @ Mar 11 2008, 07:39 AM) this topic deserves to STAY FOR EVER!

sticky it!

Great idea kalix

* points to his signature * and thanks

MrChaos wrote:QUOTE (MrChaos @ Mar 11 2008, 06:45 AM) Great idea kalix

* points to his signature * and thanks

- Puts topic in shiny glass case -

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This is a fun topic.

Not the funniest thing I've seen but just yesterday in a pick up game, me, ^Slap@SPQR, and ^ForceSteal@SPQR were hunting miners right. Well I go from Low sector to go through enemies Garr sector to enter High Sector. I do it since were Bios, and I'm in a Int. Cloak while boosting /blush.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="blush.gif" /> /wub.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":iluv:" border="0" alt="wub.gif" /> . And I guess the SPQR guys came from another sector.

Well we came to that specific sector since enemy TechBase (I think it was Tac.. but not sure) was behind behind us. It was pushed to OUR home sector high. So indeed Slap suggested that enemy are going to send miners to there Tech Base high. Well the three of us scout out the sector with our useless sensory Ints with no PP's. There are 2 Roids that have just a bit Helium to mine still, so we SCOUT every roid in the sector for roughly around 5 minutes being completely useless to our team!, and we find nothing.

Then a Scout finds a Enemy Miner mid low. And the 3 of us decide to go through enemies Garr sector to go mid low and assault the miner. So I'm the first one at the aleph to go through Enemies Garr sector. I'm waiting there for 10 seconds for the other SPQR guys to catch up. I PM Slap commenting there SPQR Teamwork. Not a coincedence that them 2 hooked up and try to kill miners. They catch up right after I'm done typing the PM, then SUDDENLY just as I'm 50 m from the aleph actually entering it a MINER pops out of no where. We start a hail of gunfire at the Miner. Half way through the miner was dead, ANOTHER Miner decides to meet the 3 of us on the aleph. We kill both miners in a short amount of time. Slap and Force got the kills.

Aaaah that was so funny! /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
You had to be in the sector to find out the irony of 2 miners coming in.

I bet you the opposing comm was saying "WHAT THE?????"! /rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":roll:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> /mad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":mad:" border="0" alt="mad.gif" />
You probably here this in a span of 22 seconds:

Miner detects enemy
[1 Second]
Miner under Attack!
[5 Seconds]
Miner detects enemy (2nd Miner entering)
[0 Seconds]
I can't take this anymore Returning to base
[0 Seconds]
Miner destroyed
[5 Seconds]
Miner under Attack!
[1 Second]
I can't take this anymore Returning to base
[5 Seconds]
Miner destroyed
[5 Seconds]

Me, Slap, and Force had a good laugh /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />