Funniest Things you've seen in Allegiance, or List of ironic ways to get booted

Sindertone · Post by **Sindertone** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:19 pm

I jumped into a PUG one day and ended up turreting for BOG on a garr run. After firing a few missiles at the the base he promoted me to pilot with out any notice. I quickly fired the last missile... but BOG hadn't loaded enough. I had to rip out. The com booted me for not continuing the attack because "I'M OUT OF MISSILES" was somehow not understandable. I ended up coming back to the game under a hider and killed that garr anyhow.... but I got booted for BOG's mistake..~

Parasitism · Post by **Parasitism** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:40 pm

Ahh... jsut a new thing I found out, the newbie servers play with ff on sometimes. Long story short over at friend's house gettin him onto Alleg. So here's how it works

COMM: Defend the f***ing carrier

ME: `1 brt

COMM: Hurry the hell up then your f***ing noob

ME: (already at carrier just podded an int) one sec gotta dock (I was nanning and in front of the green door)

Just as I'm about to dock into the carrier, the comm(I won't mention who) boosts into me rams me into the carrier and this is what happens

We are da pwn! .Carrier567 has been destroyed by HIDER_NAME

Immediately after I'm booted from the game, my hider will weep in shame

deschain · Post by **deschain** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 3:18 pm

I joined a small game the other day. The comm was a (7) and had 10 miners, the only expansion he had done was buy a Sup which built next to his home. He had bought Enh Figs nothing else. And he was trying to regular bomb one of their forward OPs.

I put his 10 (lol) miners to work in some sectors next to our home. While doing this I notice the comm has 176k. I tell him to up the Sup. He keeps on trying to bomb in his regular bomber and ignores me. I try to mutiny and I then get booted.

I rejoin the game after logging again, and he proceeds to tell me that I "Should learn to respect commanders".

Sindertone · Post by **Sindertone** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:33 pm

LOL! He was saving up for a R.I.P. silly.

WhiskeyGhost · Post by **WhiskeyGhost** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:03 pm

maybe he was going for a prosperity win lol

neotoxin · Post by **neotoxin** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:34 am

Noob commanders are the source of all lulz /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

Lt_Duong_ · Post by **Lt_Duong_** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:39 am

neotoxin wrote:QUOTE (neotoxin @ Mar 2 2008, 06:34 PM) Noob commanders are the source of all lulz /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

I heard you liked Refinery Con Pushing /wub.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":iluv:" border="0" alt="wub.gif" />

Psychosis · Post by **Psychosis** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 4:53 am

Noob: Wooo, I lost my number!
Me: Ohh goodie, now I can boot you.
Noob: No you cant
Me: you arent a number, i can boot you
noob: You cant just boot me
Me: Say "I am an idiot" please <noob>
noob: No
Me: DISOBEYING COMMANDER!!!!
HG: Psychosis has booted <Noob> from team Lolcatz
Team: LOL!!!!

Names have been changed to protect the <noob>

Archangelus · Post by **Archangelus** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:53 am

Lol Psych that was mean.

NightRychune · Post by **NightRychune** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:27 am

I booted Noir once because he refused to stop donating to me.