javaswiller wrote:QUOTE (javaswiller @ Jul 3 2010, 01:45 AM) I have not once complained about you making a change or that I didn't get that option. Nowhere did I say that. I voted, and feel I made an informed vote.
Why you need to get so bent out of shape over anyone's opinion is beyond me. And why you feel the need to delete is beyond me, too.
Because discussion kind of go like this:
Spidey in his best spring dress and with his serious face
Ok let’s bring to order the refreshment committee for the High School Spring Dance "Rocking Out the EU!" First up the snacks subcommittee has been hearing that shelled peanuts are still causing a mess on the dance floor. While we all love shelled peanuts we have to do something to insure that the High School Spring Dance "Rocking Out the EU!" is a fun as e-var! Now let me warn you again stay on topic or I will personally come down there and kick your ass. Do you reall-y want to get your ass kicked by a man in a dress?
Ok let's open discussions with Xeretov
Xeretov stands up with a wary look on his face
Ok we have identified that indeed the shelled peanuts are a problem by direct observation, discussions with the janitors, and *points to a stack of photos* actual pictures of the issue. Now the committee has put together a little report I think will solve things nicely and your welcome to read it, I’ll leave it on the table *thump*
Person One
Why don’t we just have a designated area that people can only eat them?
Xeretov
Well we are understaffed and you would need to keep someone around the area to insure they didn’t shell them elsewhere. It tends to limit people's choice to and we tend to steer clear of that when we don't absolutely need to do it
Person One
Couldn't you make it so it was self policing at first? Limits man power at the dance but means more work to get everyone onboard
Xeretov fiddles with his propeller beanie
Well that might work, interesting approach let's add it
Person Two jumps up and says in an excited voice
I know! Why don't we just rearrange the shelled peanuts on the refreshment table so they are next to the trash can?
Xeretov
It doesn't solve the issue since they carry them elsewhere and shell them. Thanks for the input. Next
Person Two
If we put them really close to the trash can I just know it will work
Xeretov
It still doesn't solve, imho, the issue since they, again, carry them elsewhere and unless you have some evidence like *points to the pics and the docs* than let’s move forward.
Spidey smoothes his dress
Person Two
But I’m really SURE I’m right, and Becky agrees with me! Right Becky?
Becky
Right! I was telling Person Two this is just like those refreshment committee kids, they think they are so cool.
Spidey twirls the bows in his hair
Becky
And another thing Xeretov, Mutombo says you are...
A rushing noise, followed by the sounds of gurgling, then a slam of the door as Becky is booted through the door
Spidey
*nervous little giggle* Dear me that was unpleasant. Where were we? Oh yes I remember. *voice changes to that scary one that frightened you as a kid* You were saying Person Two?
Person Two
That I’m right you’re wrong and furthermore that was mean what you did to Becky!
Slam of door after Person Two is jettisoned
Spidey
Look, let's keep this on topic I don't want to ruin this new dress that I bought with someone's blood. One of my bows is askew now from that last bit so I’m going to lose my patience soon. Xeretov please continue.
Xeretov
Any other suggestions? If not I'd like to give a brief review of what the committee found...
Person Three
Can we have a better band? The last one sucked
Xeretov
*sigh* Music isn’t handled by us, they are meeting next Tuesday in the Library. I'd advise you to sit in the meeting and bring your concerns to them. They are a pretty cool bunch too
Person Three
Well I was thinking if you hired my band that would solve the whole shelled peanut issue
Xeretov annoyed voice
Exactly how would THAT work?
Person Three
Cause we would be rocking out so hard no one would eat any of the @#(!ty shelled peanuts *plays air guitar*
Person Four wearing peanuts are people too t-shirt
Yeah! Peanuts are oppressed by the man! That's why I came to this stupid meeting to tell you stop murdering the peanuts
Person Five
How do you figure they are @#(!ty Person Three, and Person Four you’re a loon
Person Three
Everyone knows they are even a jock like you.
Person Four
I’m a loon? You’re an idiot and stupid too! I’ve got all kind of evidence from PeanutsAreSentient.com if you want to see
Xeretov
Ok enough in this vein. We are off topic, it isn’t something we deal with, and the whole sentient peanut thing creeps me out. So stop or leave.
Person Three
You don't know good music!
Sounds of crashing and screams as Person Three and Person Four are removed by Spidey
Spidey
Person Five you want to follow?
Person Five
Hey man I'm saying shelled peanuts are NOT @#(!ty and why are we getting rid of them?
Xeretov
We aren't getting rid of them just figuring out how to deal with the shells
Peanut Five

Didn't you just say that shelled peanuts were @#(!ty and you wanted to get rid of them a few minutes ago?
Xeretov
No I never said that and Person Three said that shelled peanuts were @#(!ty not me
Person Five
There you said it again! Shelled peanuts are not @#(!ty! You are an @#$%@# for even saying it!
Spidey stands up, an excited buzz starts, and everyone in the room gets out their umbrellas
sounds of a wood chipper, followed by screams, along with clapping and laugher
Xeretov
Ok thanks for the suggestions, even the stupid ones, and we will post a list of possible solutions for the school to vote on shortly
The list gets posted and Person Four starts a "Save the Shelled Peanut" campaign since you know, they are people too
The school goes into an uproar over losing the Shelled Peanut for the High School Spring Dance "Rocking Out the EU!"
Nasty words are spoken in the halls by all, and when those who weren't there for the refreshment committee meeting are wondering wtf is going on
So when the Seniors from the Class of 2011 "We will rulez the world!" ask some of the same questions all over again, the response is:
Xeretov removes his propeller beanie, dons the mask and cape
Cause I’m mother $#@!ing Batman now choose!