+100 ways to die in Allegiance

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blake420
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Death your code box hurts my brain. :doh:
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60 - Lag spike into an riod/prox/angry int swarm.
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61. launching from a camped base.
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62. Thinking your util2 can kill the miner "before the int notices".
63. Having your bbr rammed into the base you're bombing by a boosting enemy belter scout.
64. Having your bbr rammed into a camped aleph by a cloaked enemy bios scout.
65. Nanning an AC tower while it fails to kill a single, motionless, enemy basic fighter.
66. Having your nans sitting at the back of your 1.5k long cruiser when your nose hits the aleph.
67. Trying to sneak your sb into the sector "while they're distracted by the aleph res".

+Edit, also we skipped 51-59
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68. Hypnotized to oblivion by staring at an aleph's swirling spiral and listening to the rhythmic pinging of its probes on a lengthy camp.
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69. eating ABs while trying to ram the bbr
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Gee... counting fail.

51. Bombing full speed through the aleph against bios after the int escort reported "Aleph clear, no prox scouts".
52. CD3 spiked in a bomber run.
53. Killed by a heavy plasma gen after winning a dogfight against TF.
54. Zerged by TF scouts.
55. Thinking that the FB won't fight back.
56. Sniped by a SB while hunting it in a scout.
57. Going all bullish in your heavy int against enemy fighters and getting roasted by QF3.
58. Firing a turret just for fun when your bomber is trying to be stealth.
59. Doing a Leroy Jenkins when the rush is setting up.

Now continue with 70.
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70: Flying a GT scout without gun switch hotkeys.
71: Not bringing my MacGuffins
72: Successfully galving an IC base
73: Taking a cargo full of RTc Portable teles in your scout
74: Forgetting to bring cloak on an ass ship when you enter their adv sup sector
75: Dogfighting next to a base with intel gfx bug
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76. Forgetting mapping some keys after fresh install of alleg
77. Spilling coke on keyb so that it stops responding while flying
78. Running out of fuel and ammo in enemy sector
79. Sector overload :D
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blake420 wrote:QUOTE (blake420 @ Dec 17 2009, 09:43 PM) Death your code box hurts my brain. :doh:
It's the infamous 'Sheff gives comm to the newbie he was about to boot'.

Edit: Thanks a lot, juckt.
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