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Clay_Pigeon wrote:QUOTE (Clay_Pigeon @ Jul 25 2006, 02:08 PM) In Soviet Russia, date writes you!

Soviet Union joke communist era (read from Issac Asimov story intro)


Three men are talking an Englishman, Russian, and a Frenchmanand they are debating what is true happiness.

Englishman says: A fine crisp morning, on horseback with the bugle blaring, fox hunting followed by a dinner amongst friends and capped off with a fine Sherry and Cigar before a roaring fire.

Frenchman says: Pffft A evening with a beautiful woman, a dinner featuring the finest foods and a wonderful bottle of wine, ending with evening of romance


Russianman says: My friends these are but worldly pleasures. This is true happiness. You are in your cold water flat with your three screaming kids and wife drunk yet again. Someone knocks at the door and when you open it three large men in ill fitting suits and bulges under their armpits are on the other side. They ask, " Sergi Fetistov?" You reply, "No comrades he is in 2A" That my friends is true happiness

MrChaos

Let it be known. SandTiger belongs to ME! /wub.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":iluv:" border="0" alt="wub.gif" />

While he flew as SandTiger the original SysX guys used to refer to him as Big Cat to distinguish him from CommonCheetah who we called Little Cat. Great guy.

oh btw when XT was recreated i was one of the first members personally recruited by duckie and ele.
i was there before most of jooz and boy did i have fun then.
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