One of the reasons I'm happy I fly with a stick (and am used to a left-handed mouse). No need to engage-disengage mouse for the stick-pilots.
Actually I hadn't realised that people wouldn't be spending half the time messing with the minimap because of mouse control. Live and learn. Good stuff, as always.
You Suck at Allegiance
Lesson 8 - STFU
My name is juckto, and you suck at Allegiance. Today we're gonna do something pretty advanced. I realise this may be jumping ahead a bit much for many of you, but ... well, frankly I'm sick of you talking to me. Allegiance is not your $#@!ing blog, and I don't care if the depths of a British coal mine isn't as dark as your soul. Most of all, I'm sick of you broadcasting Voice Chats to the entire team when you really, really, don't need to so today I'm going to show you how to shut up.
You may know how to "Private message" a single person by using the tab key. And you may know that afterwards, you have to cycle back to "Team chat" to talk to everyone else. That really sucks, but don't worry - my version of "private message" has a happy ending!
Which VC am I talking about? There's two above all others that get spammed all the time, and for no good reason. In fact, because they get spammed so much they get ignored all the more! The only person you need to send wither of these VC to is the ship you're flying towards. Not me. Not when I'm 5 sectors away trying to nan a miner.
Point your ship at the person you want to talk to (Advanced users can skip this step). There is almost no reason to ever send these PM to someone in a different sector.Disengage mouse control (oh look, the most important button has another use!)Drag a box around the person you want to talk to.You now have that person selected. If you drag a box over multiple people, you select them all.Tell the person "You've got them" or that "You need a pick up". Don't $#@!ing spam the whole bloody team!Here's the happy ending - because you clicked on them instead of tabbing their name, you don't have to cycle back to team chat afterwards.
I mean, you're flying towards the person anyway. They're going to be straight in your crosshairs and it really doesn't take that long to click on something in the centre of the screen. And everyone else on the team can focus on what is important instead of having the chat cluttered with Pod Spam Radio™.
My name is juckto, and you suck at Allegiance. Today we're gonna do something pretty advanced. I realise this may be jumping ahead a bit much for many of you, but ... well, frankly I'm sick of you talking to me. Allegiance is not your $#@!ing blog, and I don't care if the depths of a British coal mine isn't as dark as your soul. Most of all, I'm sick of you broadcasting Voice Chats to the entire team when you really, really, don't need to so today I'm going to show you how to shut up.
You may know how to "Private message" a single person by using the tab key. And you may know that afterwards, you have to cycle back to "Team chat" to talk to everyone else. That really sucks, but don't worry - my version of "private message" has a happy ending!
Which VC am I talking about? There's two above all others that get spammed all the time, and for no good reason. In fact, because they get spammed so much they get ignored all the more! The only person you need to send wither of these VC to is the ship you're flying towards. Not me. Not when I'm 5 sectors away trying to nan a miner.
Point your ship at the person you want to talk to (Advanced users can skip this step). There is almost no reason to ever send these PM to someone in a different sector.Disengage mouse control (oh look, the most important button has another use!)Drag a box around the person you want to talk to.You now have that person selected. If you drag a box over multiple people, you select them all.Tell the person "You've got them" or that "You need a pick up". Don't $#@!ing spam the whole bloody team!Here's the happy ending - because you clicked on them instead of tabbing their name, you don't have to cycle back to team chat afterwards.
I mean, you're flying towards the person anyway. They're going to be straight in your crosshairs and it really doesn't take that long to click on something in the centre of the screen. And everyone else on the team can focus on what is important instead of having the chat cluttered with Pod Spam Radio™.
Last edited by juckto on Tue Feb 08, 2011 2:47 am, edited 1 time in total.
Usually though, "skill" is used to covertly mean "match the game exactly to my level of competence." Anyone who is at all worse than me should fail utterly (and humorously!) and anyone better is clearly too caught up in the game and their opinions shouldn't count.
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To demonstrate the effectiveness of this method, I PMed juckto for half of the last game I commanded.
I'm sure he appreciate my not cluttering the team chat.
You're welcome!
I'm sure he appreciate my not cluttering the team chat.
You're welcome!
"Therefore I will boast all the more gladly about my weaknesses, so that Christ's power may rest on me." -2 Cor 12:9
"Never know how long I've waited, anticipated your smile pressed against mine." -Running
or just press enter, the first few letters of their name and tab, no matter where they are Weee they get the message!
I decided to relive the days gone by in my new blog.
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Remember, what I say is IMO always. If I say that something sucks, it actually means "I think it sucks" OK?
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Remember, what I say is IMO always. If I say that something sucks, it actually means "I think it sucks" OK?
Cookie Monster wrote:QUOTE (Cookie Monster @ Jan 31 2012, 03:09 PM) True story.
Except the big about dorjan being jelly, that's just spidey's ego.
My name is Dorjan, and I completely missed the $#@!ing point.
Usually though, "skill" is used to covertly mean "match the game exactly to my level of competence." Anyone who is at all worse than me should fail utterly (and humorously!) and anyone better is clearly too caught up in the game and their opinions shouldn't count.
Using the name/tab method means that next time you go to speak, you are still talking to the same person. Clicking them means you're not. Doing it the keyboard way means you end up spending the whole game just talking to one person, who hears the stupid bing effect each time you speak.
That, I presume, is the second thing that annoys Juckto about that lesson? 1. The teamwide pointless spammers, 2. The plonkers (me included since I am always forgetting) who don't flick back to team chat after a message.
That, I presume, is the second thing that annoys Juckto about that lesson? 1. The teamwide pointless spammers, 2. The plonkers (me included since I am always forgetting) who don't flick back to team chat after a message.
Oh...
My bad.
My bad.
I decided to relive the days gone by in my new blog.
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Remember, what I say is IMO always. If I say that something sucks, it actually means "I think it sucks" OK?
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Remember, what I say is IMO always. If I say that something sucks, it actually means "I think it sucks" OK?
Cookie Monster wrote:QUOTE (Cookie Monster @ Jan 31 2012, 03:09 PM) True story.
Except the big about dorjan being jelly, that's just spidey's ego.
Lesson 9 - Bonnie Tyler Durden
My name is juckto, and I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be first to the fight
... wait. That's not how the lyrics go. And that's not what you should be doing either.
You've all been raised on television to believe that one day you'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, and heroes. But you won't. And it's time you realised that Allegiance doesn't need heroes.
My name is juckto, and I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be first to the fight
... wait. That's not how the lyrics go. And that's not what you should be doing either.
You've all been raised on television to believe that one day you'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, and heroes. But you won't. And it's time you realised that Allegiance doesn't need heroes.
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Usually though, "skill" is used to covertly mean "match the game exactly to my level of competence." Anyone who is at all worse than me should fail utterly (and humorously!) and anyone better is clearly too caught up in the game and their opinions shouldn't count.
I must respectafuly diasgaree
wHEN papa wed log s in and sees a team fuking up with hvy intcprtos, somebodyh msut satnd up and demnd justic
i stand fo r justis and blood, when yu donts do hvy itnercptrs justis u mak papa weed ANGYR, adn then the enemeis blod drisp from his salavgd mini3 intercptr asz kickn machnie
ned no heroes/? Heors are needde badly, like the cool ocaen breze that calms the sesa, once evry whil a tsumani must mak order in th owolrd, i am captin weedA, wakl in teh gardne of his turbluence
wHEN papa wed log s in and sees a team fuking up with hvy intcprtos, somebodyh msut satnd up and demnd justic
i stand fo r justis and blood, when yu donts do hvy itnercptrs justis u mak papa weed ANGYR, adn then the enemeis blod drisp from his salavgd mini3 intercptr asz kickn machnie
ned no heroes/? Heors are needde badly, like the cool ocaen breze that calms the sesa, once evry whil a tsumani must mak order in th owolrd, i am captin weedA, wakl in teh gardne of his turbluence
QUOTE Once engaged 13 and a half Dreg Heavy Ints (at the same time) with an IC Int and emerged in a heavy int with 2 mini 3 and 1 mini dis and all foes destroyed
--- QUOTE (spideycw @ Apr 1 2009, 01:53 PM) Definition of wtfpwn: Weedman in an int[/quote]
Lordus Weedicus II•Uses TS but can be difficult to understand due to the fact has never been sober•Expert int whore (without non-standard use of strafe buttons)•Gains skill increase when playing with Aarmstrong or former members of TRA•Expert miner D (ability to aim)•Can be trusted to run your economy•One of the half dozen or so game changers•Average Stacker
--- QUOTE (spideycw @ Apr 1 2009, 01:53 PM) Definition of wtfpwn: Weedman in an int[/quote]
Lordus Weedicus II•Uses TS but can be difficult to understand due to the fact has never been sober•Expert int whore (without non-standard use of strafe buttons)•Gains skill increase when playing with Aarmstrong or former members of TRA•Expert miner D (ability to aim)•Can be trusted to run your economy•One of the half dozen or so game changers•Average Stacker