Funniest Things you've seen in Allegiance, or List of ironic ways to get booted

SgtMajor · Post by **SgtMajor** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:45 pm

Hearing zdude1994 say more than 3 words

ImANewbie · Post by **ImANewbie** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:47 am

Valiance wrote:QUOTE (Valiance @ Oct 19 2009, 04:02 AM) Mouse is obvious better for flying than keyboard, but using keyboard isnt that hard.

Try crossnanning and landing most of the rings on target. It was a big fail for me, atleast there were too many enemy fighters to notice

Hellsyng · Post by **Hellsyng** » Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:59 pm

Masta is back.
Let this topic prosper and be plentiful

Rodlen · Post by **Rodlen** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:25 am

I haven't been around here for very long, but I went through someone's spamming of the stop spamming voice command.

notjarvis · Post by **notjarvis** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:54 am

Well this made me laugh....

QUOTE 11/09/09 23:44:08: HQ (Love Rods): SubZero94 has joined your team.
11/09/09 23:44:11: HQ (Love Rods): SubZero94 was booted from the team by the team leader.
11/09/09 23:44:11: HQ (all): *FederalMan@DSM has booted SubZero94 from team Love Rods.
11/09/09 23:44:16: *FederalMan@DSM (all): Misclick
11/09/09 23:44:21: ^HSharp@SysX (all): ...
11/09/09 23:44:21: Bassfishin69@DSM (Love Rods): heh
11/09/09 23:44:23: Bassfishin69@DSM (Love Rods): really?
11/09/09 23:44:24: Jascha (all): lokl
11/09/09 23:44:25: DrSchlock (all): good reason!
11/09/09 23:44:33: ^HSharp@SysX (all): oops!
11/09/09 23:44:46: Jascha (all): thats the best reaon for boot ever lol[/quote]

Deathrender · Post by **Deathrender** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:48 pm

Reminds me of serb when he "misclicked" after I ab'd 3 of his miners and killed a recon op which was home tele in FTW vs WTF

ratak · Post by **ratak** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:20 pm

I was boosting to a base at top speed to GALV, I used vector locking and aimed the vector "SIDING" the base as usual, when I was like 150 from the base, I lagged and the vector appeared somehow AT the base, with the consecuential BASE RAM... I got a lot of PMs from both sides in that event.

Cable · Post by **Cable** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:14 am

mm239 wrote:QUOTE (mm239 @ Oct 15 2009, 01:45 PM) I love mid-day GMT, early morning EST.
The hot headed commanders are a treat, allthough an annoyance when I get the boot.
Joined the game, decided to change the screen brightness, turned up the volume, started putting together everything a noob scout needs. I launch and see our own miner blow up in a cataclysim of fire (or a pixelated orange blob). Well I think to myself, it is too late, might aswell head out to see what probing needs to be done. Ensue the barrage of angry PMs from the TL shouting at me for not nanning the miner and my swift boot. I hate this time of day.

EDIT, suffering another boot at the moment. There had just been a galv run on a tac on low, we made the kill and everyone rips out. (me having no idea what the plan is next) I hit my r key like a good little soldier. Here I am in a squad of 5 destroying teleports, really putting an effort in for the team, finally appreciating the beauty of Alleg.
Suddenly there is an order for all units to attack ...etc..etc... my lightning speed little finger hits insert. 10 seconds later I am in a nooby state of terror blindly firing at whatever I look onto, desperatly tryinig to get my green circle of death. Obviously the other team finds it halarious to see a fighter trying to destroy their ints with a galv and 2 blasters, and some merryment in global chat ensues (check out mm taking on our Sup with a galv). Hot headed TL gets the wrong end of the stick and is an instant boot.

Some of the TL I have served under are great, but seriously, some people need to learn to keep a cool head and not boot for every tiny little lapse of judgement a noob faces. Man I wish I was 0 again.

OMG... You need to come to SYSX. Your obviously pretty smart. Just need some more experience. You have a grasp of the reality of small game com frustrations.

PS SORRY FOR THE BOOT.... only kidding.

Please stick around.. you seem to have your head on staight.

Cable · Post by **Cable** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:29 am

My funniest personal moment was ranting about everyone not defending a base ..... I had just left my sup to probe when I saw the bomber I rushed back to my giga sup to dock from my scout and switch to a fighter I Apparently was getting some wierd screen issue where I thought I was hitting the green door and was actually bouncing off the side. By the time I realized it , I backed up a nudge and saw I was not on the green door. I made it in base I was so frustrated I relaunched back at the sup and couldnt dock again. I decided to rip and just as the rip counter hit and i showed up in secotr the garrison blew up. The bomber of course only had a sliver of hull. Had I docked successfully or even undocked from the right base... the garrsion would not have died. Meanwhile my whole team was there but me all podded.

terrenblade · Post by **terrenblade** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:36 am

ASGS wrote:QUOTE (ASGS @ Apr 28 2006, 10:20 PM)04/28/06 22:20:13: HQ (all): im bord LETS KILL! has destroyed Team 1's Supremacy.
04/28/06 22:20:51: Terren@CDT-A (im bord LETS KILL!): were there anyother bombers on that?
04/28/06 22:22:01: Falnyx@BS (im bord LETS KILL!): btw terren, that tp was just suppsoed to be a distraction ^_^
04/28/06 222300: Terren@CDT-A (im bord LETS KILL!): let's just say I made it a GOOD diversion

Man that's an old one, still one of my best memories.

If you cant figure it out, we did a pair of TP2 drops and I was distracted by something when our com announced the real target (a gar, the run failed, if I remember right no one got anywhere close to hiting it.)