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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 6:02 pm
by raumvogel
Shizoku wrote:QUOTE (Shizoku @ Aug 26 2015, 01:12 PM) I don't think you want to do that, we have an election in October and the candidates are either a guy leaning towards the dictator side, a guy who is fresh out of diapers, or a guy who thinks the natives should get all their land back and we should provide free child care to anyone.
Sounds like you are stuck in between Fascism and Communism,also.

Also,I have to post this for our British cousins:


Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 1:07 am
by Shizoku
What's worse is that we don't even have proportional representation, so I don't actually get to vote for these turds, I vote for some no name plebe in my area. Enough no name plebes of a party get voted for, then one of the turds gets in as PM.

And then they wonder why almost half the country doesn't come out to vote. :roll:

Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 2:12 am
by raumvogel

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:17 pm
by SpaceJunk

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:42 pm
by MagisterXF94
China?

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2015 8:44 am
by Dome
Vote for Bernie Sanders.

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2015 1:41 pm
by BackTrak
Hillary: Bill, I just don't see how you did it.
Bill: What's that dear heart?
Hillary: How did you ever pull off that win in '92?
Bill: Well, I played the saxophone on Arsinio Hall.
Hillary: Bill, you know what I mean. Bush was an incumbent, there were no active wars, the economy was down but not out...
Bill: Well, ok... Are you sure you really want to know my secret?
Hillary: You mean, there was a trick?
Bill: Yeah, and all I really had to do was just sit back and play my sax.
Hillary: How did you pull it off?
Bill: F Ross Perot.
Hillary: What??
Bill: If he hadn't taken up 19% of the republican votes, Bush would have won easily.
Hillary: But what about the democratic party goals? What about The Message?
Bill: Same as my sax. Look, you just to find someone crazy enough to blow their own dough on ads, and won't back down even when they have no shot at winning.
Hillary: Where in gods name will I find someone like that.


Teacher: And that's how the US got their first female president.
Kids: Ooooooooooh! Thanks Mr. Trump!

Trump [ENTER RIGHT / BACKGROUND FADE BLACK]: My pleasure kids! Just doin' my part for this here great country! I might seem like a sexist, anti-immigration kinda guy, but deep down, I'm really just a big ol' democrat at heart. I sure did try double extra hard to make everything I campaigned against happen, and I even got a president elected to do it!

FADE TO BLACK

WIPE IN: [THE MORE YOU KNOW BANNER]

*fin*

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2015 3:59 pm
by Globemaster_III
It's true, RP does that and Clinton won, that is why Donald trump willing to stay with the GOP but this time, trump will not holding back and he is willing to play as dirty as democrats cause he been with democrats too long to know all the tricks.
Donald trump is a very smart person, he is nothing like RP. I think Donald trump will eat Hillary Clinton alive on this primary
Yes, more and more people are very upset with the democrats and or republicans , they are looking for someone that are willing to do the jobs
Donald trump is telling them what they are wanting to hear, Donald trump is doing a good job at it too.
people start to compare DT and RR, Former president Reagan were a great man I think, even today I still think he is great.
if Donald trump become the president, social security be gone, Obamacare be gone, Medicare be gone, illegal be gone, wall be up, Mexico will pay same as Canada will be pay, China no longer get free trade same as Mexico or japan.
Donald trump will tell people to deal with it, Mexican, Chinese, Black or iraninian to go home if they don't like it here
Donald trump will tell you in your face, if you can't become American you don't need to be here
If you can't help America to become Great, you shouldn't be here, our Enemy is Our friend and our friend is our Enemy.

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2015 4:32 pm
by BackTrak
If candidate A has 40% of votes for Party 1
If candidate B has 60% of votes for Party 2 - Winner.

If candidate C enters the race for Party 2 and Party 2 hates candidate C then:

candidate A has 40% of votes for Party 1 - Winner.
candidate B has 30% of votes for Party 2
candidate C has 30% of votes for Party 2

Politics, performance, experience, etc... irrelevant. candidate C brings fail sauce for all, courtesy of math.

Do you think that after getting kicked out of the republican convention, and making the bad tweets about the Fox News person, Trump has any shot at carrying a main stream majority? If he continues to run, republicans should just save money on ads, go home and wait for 2020. He's just popular enough make sure they can't win.

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2015 6:14 pm
by raumvogel
Good point/joke BT.

Globey,if they take away the Social Security and Medicare THAT WE PAID INTO WITH OUR HARD EARNED MONEY ALL OF OUR LIFE,MY GENERATION IS GOING TO LITERALLY GO ON THE WAR PATH!

/end rant