Alternate History Project

[ryujin]

There were advanced sea faring civilizations 10,000 years ago.
Jesus Christ is a myth.
The bible was written shortly after the dark ages.
Our technology has not increased hardly at all since the 50's (other than computers).
Pearl Harbor being bombed was known about in advance but allowed to take place to get America into the war.
Same with the Gulf of Ton-kin.
The pretext for the first Ira war was fabricated.
Building 7 fell because of a diesel generator blowing up.
Aliens created the pyramids, genetically evolved humans from monkeys, then took off on their space ship which used the pyramid as a fueling station.
The cake is a lie.
I pooped out the Easter island heads.
Hitler never dies- he just got a sex change and is now married to Bill Clinton.
Steve Jobs is also still alive.
You are just a brain in a government experiment and have no real physical presence- your reality is just a construct of neural impulses controlled by the Communist Grey's who are fighting an intergalactic battle to see who is the biggest alleg troll around.
Uncle buck is Harold who is Clint who is Frag who is Cindy who is Spidey who is in love with Dibbley who like to smoke the good stuff.
I have never gotten drunk!

Now how is that for an alternate history!