Funniest Things you've seen in Allegiance, or List of ironic ways to get booted

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kalix
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Location: israel

Post by kalix »

STOP PUSHING.....

i was flaying a bomber, people ramming me like mad, = good BUT!

learn when to stop!

i got rammed right into the damn base!

i tryed to stop, move, slide, doge the huge hank of mettle in front of me.... but... at 120-150MPH well... you get the pic!

ramming over 1500m from base = good under it = BAD!
SO I CAN`T SPELL. SUE ME!
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FreeBeer
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Location: New Brunswick, Canada

Post by FreeBeer »

kalix wrote:QUOTE (kalix @ Apr 21 2008, 01:41 PM) i was flaying a bomber
Sounds most like to me the team was flaying the bomber.. yours. /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
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chown -R us base
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juckto
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Location: NZ

Post by juckto »

Interesting story...

Flaying
Doge
Hank
Mettle


I've killed enemy bbrs by ramming them into the base.
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Usually though, "skill" is used to covertly mean "match the game exactly to my level of competence." Anyone who is at all worse than me should fail utterly (and humorously!) and anyone better is clearly too caught up in the game and their opinions shouldn't count.
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Stingrae
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Location: South Africa

Post by Stingrae »

tryed /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />
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02/08/09 08:32:33: goatporn@sysX (all): MTCIA
02/08/09 08:32:34: goatporn@sysX (all): LORLFL
02/08/09 08:32:41: goatporn@sysX (all): what
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Darkcomet
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Joined: Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:39 am

Post by Darkcomet »

Bumped for Great Hilarious Justice.


Anyway, I was in a game, my first since I have been able to play again. We were Belts vs. Giga. We were bombing them. I was the only nan, in an Omni Fighter. We killed an op. Yay. But I'm near death. Bbr goes through aleph... I'm confused. I go through anyway, and the guys inside fail to kill a nan that could probably be killed in one shot soon enough to save their sup. The turrets commence firing, the bbr kills the sup. With their Lxy Figs gone, their garr gets blown up by the bbr.

Lesson: STFN. Seriously, I was probably near enough to podding that one shot would have done me in....
"I have returned. Everyone rejoice."
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takingarms1
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Post by takingarms1 »

You were nanning in an omni fig? WTF?
"You give my regards to St. Peter. Or, whoever has his job, but in hell!"
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rhow
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Post by rhow »

I want to kill miners with a freighter by squishing it against an asteroid.
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Darkcomet
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Post by Darkcomet »

I was ordered to nan in an omni fig.
"I have returned. Everyone rejoice."
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Lt_Duong_
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Location: Melbourne, Australia

Post by Lt_Duong_ »

Rhow wrote:QUOTE (Rhow @ May 2 2008, 10:07 AM) I want to kill miners with a freighter by squishing it against an asteroid.
Wizard's gotten pretty good at it.
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fuzzylunkin1

Post by fuzzylunkin1 »

This thread still exists?

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Did anyone see that monkey that just flew by?!

* Farts *
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