You Suck at Allegiance
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Usually though, "skill" is used to covertly mean "match the game exactly to my level of competence." Anyone who is at all worse than me should fail utterly (and humorously!) and anyone better is clearly too caught up in the game and their opinions shouldn't count.
Lesson 16 – Pound it like you mean it
My name is juckto, and you’re starting to piss me off. Bunch of pubescent boys flapping your gums like you’ve got a pair and itching to hump anything in sight.
Rule 1: Don’t cock block. I don’t care that you’ve got the hots for her, when I’ve got my eye on her you stay the $#@! out of my way before you throw off my game.
Rule 2: Pull away when you’re done. Boner pills may show up in your email account daily, but that doesn’t mean they work on your epeen. After giving her a good pounding don’t sit there going limp. Just leave and don’t look back, okay?
Rule 3: Fire like a rocket. Now this one is important. You may get lucky and get some alone time with her. You may memorise her sweet spots. You may work enough steam to get a good pounding in. But if you thrust at some funny angle all she is gonna do is recoil instead of getting where she wants to go. Spend the extra time line yourself up and go in straight. It'll be less messy that way.
Rule 4: Learn her sweet spots.
My name is juckto, and you’re starting to piss me off. Bunch of pubescent boys flapping your gums like you’ve got a pair and itching to hump anything in sight.
Rule 1: Don’t cock block. I don’t care that you’ve got the hots for her, when I’ve got my eye on her you stay the $#@! out of my way before you throw off my game.
Rule 2: Pull away when you’re done. Boner pills may show up in your email account daily, but that doesn’t mean they work on your epeen. After giving her a good pounding don’t sit there going limp. Just leave and don’t look back, okay?
Rule 3: Fire like a rocket. Now this one is important. You may get lucky and get some alone time with her. You may memorise her sweet spots. You may work enough steam to get a good pounding in. But if you thrust at some funny angle all she is gonna do is recoil instead of getting where she wants to go. Spend the extra time line yourself up and go in straight. It'll be less messy that way.
Rule 4: Learn her sweet spots.
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Usually though, "skill" is used to covertly mean "match the game exactly to my level of competence." Anyone who is at all worse than me should fail utterly (and humorously!) and anyone better is clearly too caught up in the game and their opinions shouldn't count.
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ACS grad since 2nd Feb. 2010
One of my favorite things to see is when an htt gets rammed way off course by a defender and the nans push it back to the green door. It's like space soccer.
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Adaven wrote:QUOTE (Adaven @ Apr 9 2010, 11:09 PM) One of my favorite things to see is when an htt gets rammed way off course by a defender and the nans push it back to the green door. It's like space soccer.
Ahhh, thats an idea... make a core too do space soccer.
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Lesson 17 - Proxing people
Hi, my name is juckto, and I'm currently too drunk and horny* to give a $#@! about writing a funny intro.
LOOK! PRETTY PICS!
*Horniness unrelated to lesson material.
Hi, my name is juckto, and I'm currently too drunk and horny* to give a $#@! about writing a funny intro.
LOOK! PRETTY PICS!
Arkof wrote:QUOTE (Arkof @ Jun 15 2010, 01:12 PM) Know where your target is and what their vector relevant to you is.
Then work out what course you need to plot to result in a crossing of vectors and drop prox at that point.
Arkof wrote:QUOTE (Arkof @ Jun 15 2010, 01:12 PM) Even better, if they're chasing you, work out what change in your course will result in them changing course to cross your trail, and when to drop prox to capatilise on it. eg if they're coming up behind you on your left, turn right, drop prox, fly straight, they will likely cut the corner and run into your prox.
*Horniness unrelated to lesson material.
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Usually though, "skill" is used to covertly mean "match the game exactly to my level of competence." Anyone who is at all worse than me should fail utterly (and humorously!) and anyone better is clearly too caught up in the game and their opinions shouldn't count.
