"How an immoral *#$@ made big bucks by helping to start the autism-vaccination scare."

kramari · Post by **kramari** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:38 am

Duckwarrior · Post by **Duckwarrior** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 10:18 am

My kids had the MMR vaccine.

Observed side effects include:

Blonde hair.
A love of Marmite.
50% of the test group developed a love of red shoes.
50% of the test group developed a loathing of red shoes.
A desire to sit in the front seat of the car.
A love of Scooby Doo.
The ability to do box splits.
A massive resistance to going to bed on time.
A massive resistance to getting out of bed on time.
The ability to program Series-link / Series-remind on Sky+.
Zero instances of Measles, Mumps or Rubella.

notjarvis · Post by **notjarvis** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:10 am

Duckwarrior wrote:QUOTE (Duckwarrior @ Jun 23 2011, 11:18 AM) My kids had the MMR vaccine.

Observed side effects include:

Blonde hair.
A love of Marmite.
50% of the test group developed a love of red shoes.
50% of the test group developed a loathing of red shoes.
A desire to sit in the front seat of the car.
A love of Scooby Doo.
The ability to do box splits.
A massive resistance to going to bed on time.
A massive resistance to getting out of bed on time.
The ability to program Series-link / Series-remind on Sky+.
Zero instances of Measles, Mumps or Rubella.

Good lord my children exhibit many of the same symptoms! It is truly an epidemic caused by MMR!

Post by **Raveen** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:29 am

I will be running a similar experiment in a few months. Maybe we should pool the data to make the study rigorous?

Spinoza · Post by **Spinoza** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:34 am

I've seen this cartoon before and I'm too lazy to re-read it, it's from before the asshat had his license in the UK revoked, right?

notjarvis · Post by **notjarvis** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:56 am

Raveen wrote:QUOTE (Raveen @ Jun 23 2011, 12:29 PM) I will be running a similar experiment in a few months. Maybe we should pool the data to make the study rigorous?

Nah - two isolated cases is easily enough data for this sort of thing. You are free to join me and Duckie in the class-action lawlsuit we are creating though.

Adept · Post by **Adept** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:36 pm

Spinoza wrote:QUOTE (Spinoza @ Jun 23 2011, 02:34 PM) I've seen this cartoon before and I'm too lazy to re-read it, it's from before the asshat had his license in the UK revoked, right?

Nah, it includes that yummy development.