Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:28 pm
well we were overdue for one of these YOURE ALL MEAN posts
dont let the door hit you on the way out
dont let the door hit you on the way out
Space battles since 2000
https://www.freeallegiance.org/forums/
Lykourgos - emphasis added by me wrote:QUOTE (Lykourgos - emphasis added by me @ Apr 3 2008, 06:37 PM) Post 1:
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I'm starting a new squad! We are called the BLOODDEATHDRINKERS. Here is my roster;
Newbie1(0)
Newbie2(1)
Newbie3(0)
Tigerfish
MW
Apply now!
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(You should not make this post because you will not be able to make a squad yet. A thousand newbies like you have tried and failed to get past the thread, which does nothing but attract flames and cause vets to think you are an idiot. Try again in 2 years).
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I hate all the meanie mean vets in this game! You will all be sorry for how you've treated me! Your game will shrivel and die without my brilliant presence! Meanies! Please love me!
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(You should not make this post because you are an imbecile and imbeciles shouldn't post. If you have a complaint validated by the ROC, PM an admin. Otherwise shut the $#@! up.)
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Hello! Look at me! I'm a newbie!
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(Contrary to popular belief, dozens of newbies try this game every day. Think about what would happen if every single one of them made a post like this.)
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I have identified these three essential problems with your game. I'm sure that nobody else has ever had my ideas and I demand that a dev drop everything and implement my plan to FIX ALLEGIANCE immediately. I scorn to read any of the posts in the dev forums before I post this, as I know you will all be awed by my brilliance. You may thank me for deigning to spend time on you now.
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(Believe it or not, we know more about the game than you do! That's why we are vets and you... well, you aren't.)
Even if your post fits none of these archetypes (each of which has been posted MANY times, just to be clear), you should not post if
1. You have already posted a new thread in that forum today.
2. You cannot spell (some lenience is granted for non-native English speakers, as long as they make a good-faith attempt).
3. You cannot punctuate.
If you have reached this point and still think it's a good idea to post; you are probably wrong. But go ahead anyway, we probably won't rip you to shreds.
Probably.
Dracus_Prime wrote:QUOTE (Dracus_Prime @ Apr 12 2010, 05:58 PM) I forgot to STFU go make Kummy a sammich. I am a disgrace to my house and my family. I will now commit suicide so as not to further stain my honor.
So he got yelled at by a dude and quit?Dracus_Prime wrote:QUOTE (Dracus_Prime @ Apr 12 2010, 05:58 PM) Well, Alleg has a lot of good points. However, it has a low population, a high learning curve, and a lot of old drunken idiots with no lives that play and bash noobs. I would like to thank Babelfish and TheCorsair for being among the... well the only players that were helpful while learning to play this game. I have seen mmo's far superior to this one die because of the sheer number of douchebags in the playing community when the population was already low and the learning curve was high. This was my second time trying to get into this game, the only one of its kind at the moment, but like the last time, about a year ago, I just find there isn't any patience for those learning the game, after a month or so and still making a goof or two only to be ranted on against for 10 minutes being repeatedly told I am a retard for some minor thing (like only equipping 1 dis2 instead of all three slots w/ dis 2 when we are being attacked by an effing bbr with nan support by a guy that say we gives commands to go and doesn't, then spews profanity at everyone for not following a command that was never given and he isn't com anyway) without letting up I just quit.
Sick of that sort of endless bashing happening, and since it just wasn't going to stop for hours I just plain quit. Not just that match, the game in general. There is no real great strategy for teaching new players and unforgiving consequences for even the slightest mistakes. There are not enough players for newbie games and w/o vets teaching newbies there is little point in newbie games anyway. So a GAME which is supposed to be FUN isn't fun when every time you PLAY you are told you are a RETARD, SHUT THE F*CK UP, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU... etc. etc. As a gamer I know loosing sucks, however, there needs to be some way that new players can learn from vets w/o being a burden and destroying their scores, and furthermore, people need to learn the line between frustration and relentlessly beating a guy down and going on, and on, and on when it was a simple mistake (and we killed the bbr anyway).
In a large game the mistakes of a new player can be dissipated among the masses, however, with a small playing population this can't happen. As this game is SO dependent on individual's actions that an entire team of vets can fail from a single mistake and have their overall ranking affected (actually, downgraded?) is a recipe for EPIK PHAIL. Also, with this ranking system that pits wins vs. losses, it is essentially the case that for a new player to rank up, a veteran has to be demoted as there are a fixed number of rank points in the community, unless there is some other way to get experience points or w/e you may call it, I believe this would have to be the case.
So there you have it, those are my parting criticisms as I don't like to simply leave in a bloody rage, I like to be politically correct about it (but you’re all douchebags and that is really the only reason I quit, because it isn't fun anymore to be raged at for half an hour). So, adios and hope (with the exception of the two aforementioned players) lot of you burn in hell.