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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:01 am
by Adept
Sorry about that, I'm a suspicious character. Too much roleplaying or something.
I suppose sakuda just likes to write in reverse Yoda-logic. Carry on.
PS. If it was a serious question, it contained it's own ansver. Don't start downloads, or do other silly stuff like that when playing Allegiance.
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:27 pm
by Sgt.Pepper
DM: You meet an old hermit dressed in rags on an untrodden road. What do you do?
Player(Adept): I killl him!
DM: Err, why? He doesn't look threating.
Player(Adept): Yeah, but we cannot be sure. He might be a powerful wizard about to cast a mind control spell, turning us into his slaves and ordering us to accomplish unspeakable evil deeds. No, wait! I'm absolutely sure he's really the Red Dragon of Doom we're looking for, only in disguise. You can tell by that piece of red cloth sticking out his pocket. Haha, he is unmasked! I hit him in the face with my Great Axe +3.
DM: Congratulations, you just rolled a natural 20 and obliterated the plot character that was going to offer you the campaign quest.
Player(Adept): LIES!
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:31 pm
by CronoDroid
Personally if I'm using bandwidth, the enemy has a much easier time hitting me than I have hitting them even though I'll be jumping everywhere.
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:46 pm
by Dark_Stalion
Keeping in mind all of the above.
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:06 pm
by Sushi
Sgt.Pepper wrote:QUOTE (Sgt.Pepper @ Apr 30 2008, 08:27 AM) DM: You meet an old hermit dressed in rags on an untrodden road. What do you do?
Player(Adept): I killl him!
DM: Err, why? He doesn't look threating.
Player(Adept): Yeah, but we cannot be sure. He might be a powerful wizard about to cast a mind control spell, turning us into his slaves and ordering us to accomplish unspeakable evil deeds. No, wait! I'm absolutely sure he's really the Red Dragon of Doom we're looking for, only in disguise. You can tell by that piece of red cloth sticking out his pocket. Haha, he is unmasked! I hit him in the face with my Great Axe +3.
DM: Congratulations, you just rolled a natural 20 and obliterated the plot character that was going to offer you the campaign quest.
Player(Adept): LIES!
You just made my day.
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:32 pm
by Adept
"I waste him with my crossbow!"
/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> @ Pepper
Geekpoints for getting the reference. /ninja.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":ninja:" border="0" alt="ninja.gif" />
Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 4:07 pm
by Gleipnir
Sgt.Pepper wrote:QUOTE (Sgt.Pepper @ Apr 30 2008, 04:27 AM) DM: You meet an old hermit dressed in rags on an untrodden road. What do you do?
Player(Adept): I killl him!
DM: Err, why? He doesn't look threating.
Player(Adept): Yeah, but we cannot be sure. He might be a powerful wizard about to cast a mind control spell, turning us into his slaves and ordering us to accomplish unspeakable evil deeds. No, wait! I'm absolutely sure he's really the Red Dragon of Doom we're looking for, only in disguise. You can tell by that piece of red cloth sticking out his pocket."
DM: Red cloth? FTW?
Old Man: NOBODY EXPECTS THE
SPANISH INQUISITION!
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