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BlackViper wrote:QUOTE (BlackViper @ Sep 20 2006, 12:03 AM) Your wife can pass the new cadet exam /blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":o" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />

0.o is that one true or made up

True!

In order to spend the time I do I got her involved in some things. Proof reading exams, etc. The new one was sent to me and I had her proof read it. She nailed a good part of it! I found her cruising the forums one day under my log in. I had to explain that Pook was not some hot babe, but a guy! She was checking out the avatars /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

When your at the bar watching your football team lose and you turn to the stranger next to you and say "maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events but we just got our asses kicked here".

when during the course of a soccer game you start searching for the ban stick when your team is acting stupid.
when you want to research a ship speed agility when your late for a meeting.

When you start drinking some type of alchohol and say, hey wheres my investor screen and joystick?( for comms)
When start a job and try hitting F1 on your compuer to get a knowledge base
When you trying booting someone in real life for not donating to you
when you drive you try hitting autopilot button

Good save BV /ninja.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":ninja:" border="0" alt="ninja.gif" />

When you hit the cruise control in your car, and you start to hit the voice chat to say "You Suck!!!!"

jaybird39 wrote:QUOTE (jaybird39 @ Sep 19 2006, 08:23 PM) When you hit the cruise control in your car, and you hear "Autopilot engaged"

Fixed it for ya /smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />

-GreyVulpine

Here's a few:

-You try to upgrade your car and make it faster, but realize that boosters aren't part of it!
-Your wife tries to get you off the computer with a crowbar. What happens? The crowbar breaks /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> .
-You think of a miner ship when you see a Bobcat construction vehicle, which is about the size of an average go-cart that has 1 seat.
-You think, "What's that pain in my bladder that feels like an anvil? Oh, it's probably nothing. Back to the game!"
-You perfer playing FreeAllegiance over eating, sleeping, working, going to the bathroom, etc.
-Your friend, who plays FreeAllegiance, challenges you to a play-to-the-death in Allegiance: no food, no water, no bathroom breaks, no nothing until one of you dies! And, yet, you accept DOUBLE-OR-NOTHING!
-You think that you're alive when your gravestone says you died right before 2000. /blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":o" border="0" alt="blink.gif" /> /blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":o" border="0" alt="blink.gif" /> /blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":o" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />

Maxaxle wrote:QUOTE (Maxaxle @ Sep 19 2006, 09:29 PM) Here's a few:

-You try to upgrade your car and make it faster, but realize that boosters aren't part of it!

Nothing that Firestorm@ace can't fix for you... if you make it worth his while. /mrgreen.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="mrgreen.gif" />