UK Police, do not call us for KFC chicken crisis

peet · Post by **peet** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 6:01 pm

Gross... and lol... Don't feed the fatberg! Huge chunks of fat in the London sewers.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment ... sewers-oil

Post by **Raveen** » Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:19 pm

It's a bloody nuisance in the foul sewers. It's even more of a pain when pillocks pour fat down my surface water drains.

Duckwarrior · Post by **Duckwarrior** » Thu Mar 01, 2018 6:45 am

Raveen wrote:QUOTE (Raveen @ Feb 28 2018, 01:19 PM) It's a bloody nuisance in the foul sewers. It's even more of a pain when pillocks pour fat down my surface water drains.

There should be a token system. Everything has a fat point rating. So for example a Double Whopper would be ten points, while a tofu sandwich - no butter - no mayo - hold the dressing would be just one point. At the end of the month the points are converted to minutes and you get to spend them in the sewer, fatberg breaking.

I will be fine until the McRib comes back for a guest appearance.

peet · Post by **peet** » Thu Mar 01, 2018 5:42 pm

It seems KFC now has a gravy shortage in the UK?