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[BackTrak]

It's still a mystery why after two years of running in this configuration, it chose now to have a hissy fit. The box usually runs at 60% memory utilization total, and I didn't see any spiking going on. For whatever reason, SQL server decided that it was out of memory, so it jumped on the grenade.

[MrChaos]

*looks at Allegiance conspiracy list and decides to add it*
Need some help filling out the 2-10 for probably actual cause

Issue #42,142
Claim: Several missing indexes caused SQL server to "think it was out of memory, so it jumped on the grenade"
Claimant: BackTrak
Probably actual cause #1:
Recent video featuring Clay Pigeon and others now for sale to fund research in cross breeding goasts and super models caused resource allocation issues on server because Dome repeatedly downloaded it using the $50 Target gift card he received from his Grandma
Probably actual cause #2:

[raumvogel]

Probably actual cause #2:

Gremlins

[Archangelus]

dear bt, get in my chambers for your reward.