all you motehr$#@!ers

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Hellsyng
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Post by Hellsyng »

Icky wrote:QUOTE (Icky @ Jun 23 2011, 08:47 PM) The "make it super easy and require no skill" philosophy is why online tic-tac-toe and coin-toss tournaments are so popular!
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MastaMetz wrote:QUOTE (MastaMetz @ Dec 6, 2012, 10:32 PM)@#(!ternet. I'm a genius!
link120
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Post by link120 »

Whoring isnt even hard. . .
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DonKarnage
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Post by DonKarnage »

Try hitting a side thrusting boosting target that's 300+ meters away and flying perpendicular to you with 90+% accuracy.
I mean, I've seen whores lead their shots off the $#@!ing screen and land hits. What the $#@!.
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Heyoka
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Post by Heyoka »

DonKarnage wrote:QUOTE (DonKarnage @ Jun 24 2011, 07:20 AM) Try hitting a side thrusting boosting target that's 300+ meters away and flying perpendicular to you with 90+% accuracy.
I mean, I've seen whores lead their shots off the $#@!ing screen and land hits. What the $#@!.
What this means is that said whore has worked very $#@!ing hard at perfecting his whore-ness and abso-$#@!ing-lutely deserves his ability to kill everything that moves.
Terran
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Post by Terran »

lol holy @#(! is this donkarnage guy for real?
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Axel Kolle
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Post by Axel Kolle »

Pffffft.

And what exactly is the ping required to whore like that? Precisely
I was one of the best pistol shots in the SA army in my day. So I know how to aim. I can teach you how to hit a flying/ moving target in one weekend. Does not translate to Alleg though. Because the Reticle is "a little off" and nobody bothered to fix it in 10 years. And Lag. And I am complaining at 300 ms.
800ms=uninstall and finished.

I do not enjoy pod rides just so you guys can get off on me. Oh, and I am tired of

a) conflicting orders or
b) No orders
when I bother to communicate and ask and no one else does. Teamwork, remember.
Don't call me a scout whore, I am a scout courtesan.
Mastametz
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Post by Mastametz »

Most of the people in the military are terrible at this game.
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Archangelus
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Post by Archangelus »

God bless Im a criminal warlord. :ninja:
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sob_larry
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Post by sob_larry »

Archangelus wrote:QUOTE (Archangelus @ Jun 24 2011, 12:50 PM) God bless Im a criminal warlord. :ninja:

I thought you collected Barbie dolls ? :cool:
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link120
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Post by link120 »

Balmung wrote:QUOTE (Balmung @ Jun 24 2011, 12:35 PM) Pffffft.

And what exactly is the ping required to whore like that? Precisely
I was one of the best pistol shots in the SA army in my day. So I know how to aim. I can teach you how to hit a flying/ moving target in one weekend. Does not translate to Alleg though. Because the Reticle is "a little off" and nobody bothered to fix it in 10 years. And Lag. And I am complaining at 300 ms.
800ms=uninstall and finished.

I do not enjoy pod rides just so you guys can get off on me. Oh, and I am tired of

a) conflicting orders or
b) No orders
when I bother to communicate and ask and no one else does. Teamwork, remember.
at 300 ms you should stop flying and begin to command.
I whore at 200 ms so get @ me B)
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