Saran Wrap and Beersack.

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Romeo_
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I once told a story while on teamspeak. The story was about a young lady who was.....eager to please a certain high school QB. So eager, in fact, that she was willing to go to great lengths to make sure pleasure was to be found. Even if using saran wrap was necessary.
I know Shiz still jokes with me about it. I just thought I'd throw up this link to let anyone who cares.....check in on old becky beersack.

http://www.facebook.com/find-friends/#&#33...p?id=1490485201

Hope u enjoy your day.

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DO THE JOKE PROPER AND TELL IT FROM THE BEGGINING!

Pls? :P
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Romeo_ wrote:QUOTE (Romeo_ @ Feb 26 2011, 07:04 PM) I once told a story while on teamspeak. The story was about a young lady who was.....eager to please a certain high school QB. So eager, in fact, that she was willing to go to great lengths to make sure pleasure was to be found. Even if using saran wrap was necessary.
I know Shiz still jokes with me about it. I just thought I'd throw up this link to let anyone who cares.....check in on old becky beersack.

http://www.facebook.com/find-friends/#&#33...p?id=1490485201

Hope u enjoy your day.

Romie
LOL.

What I can't remember is whether or not the saran wrap *actually* got used.
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The saran wrap joke goes back to the mid 20th century FGS.
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Death3D wrote:QUOTE (Death3D @ Feb 26 2011, 09:11 PM) DO THE JOKE PROPER AND TELL IT FROM THE BEGGINING!

Pls? :P
Actually, this wasn't so much a joke as it was an actual story from my high school days. It really happened. She is a real person I went to school with....believe it or not....

Also, I was not the QB she was so eager to please. (the lord loves me) That was some dopey dude named Jim Block. She wasn't exactly a prize mind you. Not a horror show either....just an eager young'n. :P
She gained a bit of notoriety from the incident cuz 'ol Jimbo apparently couldn't keep his mouth shut about it. It did boost her popularity among the boys, but only cuz they figured she must be an easy lay.
There were of course other rumors about her donning the saran wrap for one or two others, but I never believed those rumblings. Plus I didn't wanna taint my awesome high school ho story with rumor and conjecture. :lol:

I see by her new last name that she didn't marry good old Mr. Block.... :boohoo:
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Hi 'leen!
I'm sorry I don't remember any of it. For you the day spideycw graced your squad with utter destruction was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Sunday
Idanmel wrote:QUOTE (Idanmel @ Mar 19 2012, 05:54 AM) I am ashamed for all the drama I caused, I have much to learn on how to behave when things don't go my way.

My apologies.
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