Funniest Things you've seen in Allegiance, or List of ironic ways to get booted

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Post by ninja_monkey »

BOOTED BY OZZY!
One day, we was all (teh entire team) wuz booted by ozzy for $#@!in' up real bad.
Then! (it gets bettah!) WE ALL MADE NEW HIDERS AND RE-JOINED TEH GAME AND WON! We had flag4 and didn't use it for endgame!
TheBored wrote:QUOTE (TheBored @ Dec 11 2008, 02:08 AM) Several will say "but X uses <joystick/mouse> so it must be good!"
Several will say "I use <joystick/mouse>" and contribute nothing else
A newbie or two will say "oops... I've been using a keyboard :blush: "
PsycH will say "be a real man, use a trackball"
And that's it :)
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I remember one time Anal_Warts was setting up for a tp2. This was the most crucial tp2, as they had JUST bombed us back in to oblivion and we were taking out their main techbase. So like 10 figbees are basesitting, and Anal_Warts is all "give me the word whenever." 30 seconds pass, and our moment of opportunity opens. We yell at him to drop...he doesn't. We scream and holler and tirade for him to drop...and all of a sudden you hear "pilot missing in action presumed dead" with Anal_Warts dropping off the screen.

Never again will I trust a man with an STD for a name...
QUOTE neotoxin@SF (all): i'm too tired of commanding right now
neotoxin@SF (all): i just want to fly ... and face$#@! brood
^Broodwich@SysX (all): ewwww
^Broodwich@SysX (all): that stuff has gotten me into trouble too much[/quote]
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neotoxin wrote:QUOTE (neotoxin @ Jan 16 2009, 12:48 AM) Never again will I trust a man with an STD for a name...
Learned your lesson didn't you? Never say I didn't warn you to wear protection when going into combat. :thumbsup:
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Ninja_Monkey wrote:QUOTE (Ninja_Monkey @ Jan 16 2009, 05:58 AM) BOOTED BY OZZY!
One day, we was all (teh entire team) wuz booted by ozzy for $#@!in' up real bad.
Well, I remember being booted by Ozzy for pissing him off :lol:

Oh and if accidently radarriders mutiny will pass, you're gonna get booted, too ;)
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Post by ninja_monkey »

Sealer wrote:QUOTE (Sealer @ Jan 16 2009, 09:18 AM) Well, I remember being booted by Ozzy for pissing him off :lol:

Oh and if accidently radarriders mutiny will pass, you're gonna get booted, too ;)
I made a game after being booted and it was called "ozzy got pissed" and all the booted players joined for a new main.
Anyways, noble came along and we went through humourous [for me] game name changing and I ended up getting a warning ban. I was probably just drunk then or something. (I honestly don't remember)

WTF about radar?
TheBored wrote:QUOTE (TheBored @ Dec 11 2008, 02:08 AM) Several will say "but X uses <joystick/mouse> so it must be good!"
Several will say "I use <joystick/mouse>" and contribute nothing else
A newbie or two will say "oops... I've been using a keyboard :blush: "
PsycH will say "be a real man, use a trackball"
And that's it :)
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Post by neotoxin »

Noble's still an @alleg? I didn't know they still allowed @#(!-for-brain @#$%@#s to be @allegs. I wonder why I'm not one yet, then...
QUOTE neotoxin@SF (all): i'm too tired of commanding right now
neotoxin@SF (all): i just want to fly ... and face$#@! brood
^Broodwich@SysX (all): ewwww
^Broodwich@SysX (all): that stuff has gotten me into trouble too much[/quote]
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Trying to dock in the red door and constantly spamming ~YE VC.
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neotoxin wrote:QUOTE (neotoxin @ Jan 17 2009, 05:51 AM) Noble's still an @alleg? I didn't know they still allowed @#(!-for-brain @#$%@#s to be @allegs. I wonder why I'm not one yet, then...
Ouch.
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Weylin wrote:QUOTE (Weylin @ Jan 4 2009, 06:49 AM) It was dead untill TheDevil™ bumped it :glare:
:lol: :ninja:
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TheDevil™ wrote:QUOTE (TheDevil™ @ Oct 11 2009, 07:31 PM) :lol: :ninja:
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