This is the funniest thing I've ever heard *updated*

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Drizzo
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Post by Drizzo »

Welp, here it is. The finished version /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

I would have honestly loved to have done more, but writer's block hit me like a brick.

Clicky Clicky Here

Chillin' in my pattie
Runnin' from Champy
Tryin to killa miner,
While I'm trying to backseat,

An ACS Commander,
5 ints try to blast me,
Kill'em in my hider,
'cuz I am that nasty.

Professional Pilot,
Dogfighting Athlete,
My int is scarred,
Don't even come at me.

Or you'll find,
You're in for a surprise
Trained by Weedman
To let nobody Survive

Flying for Spidey,
Noobs all meet demise
Learned from IB,
The proper way to whine.

Jack into Allegiance,
Consume your soul on log-on.
Play enough and
you can do it all like Aarmstrong

Cool and in control
Like this ain't goin' all wrong
Team flies in circles
Gotta wait for them to catch on

Better take a breath,
Before I get an aneurysm
SheffWill solo'ing all my miners,
Damn it, Kill him!

GRR, Drizzo Smash!
Harder then a ban hammer
Coming down from Black Viper
on the top of a voob spammer
Yeah I rock a stacker banner,
even though my stacking
is undetected like BIOS on Dreg Scanners

"Inbound enemy Cap Ship!"
Nah I'm just,
Entering your sector inna interceptor
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cashto wrote:QUOTE (cashto @ Oct 16 2010, 02:48 AM) Interceptors are fun because without one, Drizzo would be physically incapable of entering a sector.
spideycw
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Post by spideycw »

/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
I'm sorry I don't remember any of it. For you the day spideycw graced your squad with utter destruction was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Sunday
Idanmel wrote:QUOTE (Idanmel @ Mar 19 2012, 05:54 AM) I am ashamed for all the drama I caused, I have much to learn on how to behave when things don't go my way.

My apologies.
Correct
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Post by Correct »

I had a hard time figuring out what he learned from me, I'm guessing bitching.

Ah, proper way to whine.
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TakingArms wrote:QUOTE (TakingArms @ Aug 9 2009, 07:15 AM) it's interesting how politics turns ordinarily funny, kind-hearted people into vicious, hateful attack mongers. Except IB, he's just always that way.

People just take stuff too seriously I think. Except IB, of course.
Star_Sailor
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Post by Star_Sailor »

Lol /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
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Post by beeman »

HOLY @#(! IS THAT AWESOME!!!!!
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"What if, star sailor, I were to come over your house and punch you in the $#@!ing face?!
Will that finally get you to shut the hell up?!?" -- neotoxin
Bouwman
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Post by Bouwman »

Bwhahahahahaha.
Ah that is good!
dmf
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Post by dmf »

Well I am now ready to die, I have heard it all.
The election is over, can I see the news now?
Or do I hear about the election for 4 years?
walmart1233
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Post by walmart1233 »

LOL, that was really good!
neotoxin
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Post by neotoxin »

This is old news. The remix is coming out next week I heard.

Be on the lookout for that Technofunk Mixtape, hittin the streets harder than a jackhammer.
QUOTE neotoxin@SF (all): i'm too tired of commanding right now
neotoxin@SF (all): i just want to fly ... and face$#@! brood
^Broodwich@SysX (all): ewwww
^Broodwich@SysX (all): that stuff has gotten me into trouble too much[/quote]
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Post by kramari »

I want more of this!

LOL!
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