Funniest Things you've seen in Allegiance, or List of ironic ways to get booted

Gandalf2 · Post by **Gandalf2** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:24 pm

YOu had more than 0.00005 hp as I hit you at least 6 times /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

More alleg funnies? How about that TF adv sup victory that just happened - one sector versus GT with the map, adv sup, pali, resaerch, starbase, tac....

KofiMan · Post by **KofiMan** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 1:40 am

That was some game. Sometimes TF does comebacks like that, though. Bombers that never run outta ammo and can dogfight decently, FTW.

Virex · Post by **Virex** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 5:14 pm

Gandalf2 wrote:QUOTE (Gandalf2 @ Jun 7 2008, 01:24 AM) YOu had more than 0.00005 hp as I hit you at least 6 times /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

More alleg funnies? How about that TF adv sup victory that just happened - one sector versus GT with the map, adv sup, pali, resaerch, starbase, tac....

We pulled that trick with Rix Tac once. We were down to 1 sector after getting hammered by GT's PT bombers, but then we got combat pod 3, which turned camping into a slaughterfeast. Not much later we Stealthbombed then off the map.

Andon · Post by **Andon** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 6:10 pm

I <3 good comebacks

BeltBuckle · Post by **BeltBuckle** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:24 pm

back in the day, a spinning asteroid kills my tp2

BeltBuckle · Post by **BeltBuckle** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:36 pm

oh, and i signed in one morning to discover a squad scrimmage that had been going for 6 hours

Dorjan · Post by **Dorjan** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:33 pm

i've had my tp2 blown by a bloody rock before.. i felt like such a noob...

*face palm*

Jazel · Post by **Jazel** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:48 pm

The last game I commanded vs grav@RT, our team was pushed back to just 3 owned sectors, and we finally had tp2. I entrusted Grasshopper with the task of setting it up on the enemy tac. I told him if he does something stupid, I'd boot him.

So he enters the enemy's SY sector...only thing holding me back from booting him was that precious tp2 of his in cargo. He tries to set up there, but he says he's eyed. He tries to run, but on f3 I could tell the enemy figs and scouts pursuing him would take him out. I tell him to deploy tp2 30 seconds before he gets podded, but he never drops it. I boot him, enemy gets tp2, someone thanks our team for the free tech, they buy a sup, we resign XD

lione · Post by **lione** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 2:25 am

The other day I was playing a small game, maybe 6 or 7 max, on the BSG core. We were Cylons they had Colonial. Having just luanched afer dieing on an asteroid i see thiss in chat.

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07/16/08 15:38:39: HQ (all): Fire has destroyed Chimpy army's Outpost.
07/16/08 15:38:43: DeathKing (Fire): good
07/16/08 15:39:03: DeathKing (Fire): UH OH
07/16/08 15:39:03: tunabreath (Fire): camp the aleph
07/16/08 15:39:09: tunabreath (Fire): use heavy's nukes
07/16/08 15:39:09: DeathKing (Fire): INCOMING BATTLE STAR
07/16/08 15:39:35: lione(0) (Fire): get EXp next chance
07/16/08 15:39:42: lione(0) (Fire): get a tt and retake SY
07/16/08 15:39:54: DeathKing (Fire): attacking hem
07/16/08 15:39:54: tunabreath (Fire): haha
07/16/08 15:39:55: HQ (Fire): KyosukeAoki has left Chimpy army.
07/16/08 15:39:56: HQ (Fire): ZASPER has left Chimpy army.
07/16/08 15:39:57: tunabreath (Fire): totally ineffective
07/16/08 15:40:04: HQ (Fire): LIL_D213(1) has left Chimpy army.
07/16/08 15:40:05: HQ (all): Chimpy army is no more.
07/16/08 15:40:37: tunabreath (all): aparently a mercury can soak up hundreds of nukes :p
07/16/08 15:40:45: HQ (all): Fire vs. ?'s game has completed.  Game#: 65263
07/16/08 15:40:47: KyosukeAoki (all): I guess
07/16/08 15:40:49: KyosukeAoki (all): It didn't fit
07/16/08 15:40:56: KyosukeAoki (all): $#@!
07/16/08 15:41:00: KyosukeAoki (all): Thatw as gay
07/16/08 15:41:05: LIL_D213(1) (all): wat hapeened
07/16/08 15:41:11: KyosukeAoki (all): The Battlestar didn't fit.
07/16/08 15:41:15: KyosukeAoki (all): And the game crashed
07/16/08 15:41:19: LIL_D213(1) (all): it logged me out
07/16/08 15:41:21: ZASPER (all): lol
07/16/08 15:41:22: ZASPER (all): same
07/16/08 15:41:24: KyosukeAoki (all): Gay.
07/16/08 15:41:34: KyosukeAoki (all): When we went through the aleph
07/16/08 15:41:36: ZASPER (all): the server crapped itself looking at the battlestar
07/16/08 15:41:37: lione(0) (all): turn off dev if we do 1 sec dm
07/16/08 15:41:39: KyosukeAoki (all): the sheer mass caused a black hole.

That crashed Stripe and my Computer...

Jazel · Post by **Jazel** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:37 pm

Here's what happened:

Gandalf@RT warned his team that an enemy sup con was heading high (eich) on limited diamond. We had hvy ints with bases adjacent to the sector. The commander hears his warning, and sends a large brigade of hvy ints high to intercept the con. We then notice of f6 that no con was spotted only after all the hvy ints were in the empty sector. Our expansion was then attacked, and we almost lost it (I gots a lucky ram on the htt, wewt).

Gandalf then realizes he didn't see the sup con, but saw Supremacy420, an alleg player. Not only that, but he was on OUR team.

Conclusion: Gandalf made failure and is color blind.