Funniest Things you've seen in Allegiance, or List of ironic ways to get booted

WhiskeyGhost · Post by **WhiskeyGhost** » Tue May 27, 2008 12:50 pm

Bouwman wrote:QUOTE (Bouwman @ May 27 2008, 07:27 AM) What Happened:

Heres what I think happened, if I'm wrong please correct me...
We setup a whole TP2 one sector away from his last Tech Base the Supremacy (Or was it the Garr, i'm not sure), our team has been roaming around DM'ing almost all game, with no intentions of winning the game. Finally we start to pick it up and finally get a successful Tech Base kill on there Sup, as we TP2 and XRM it down. Then after maybe 5-10 mins we setup for another TP2 XRM to end the already long dreaded game which was at an hour and a half. We drop the TP2, I prox the aleph with my Lxy Fig, ALOT of Bombers come into the sector. I go through aleph and get podded by Spidey, and eat prox and gat. I hit f3 in base, and see a wack load of bombers still heading to the sector, as I'm saying the aleph is mined the aleph is mined.

We are getting TP2'ed ourselves, I quickly take my Lxy Fig to d up.

Apparently from what I've heard, ilikeilike (ON OUR TEAM!!!!!!!) shot an Aleph Resanator at the Aleph with our team of bbrs going at the aleph. And all our BBR's died because he shot a res.

We are stuck with no d, because we all podded, we lose Sup, then lose Garr all in one minute just like that.
All this took place in such a short time, that's what makes it unbelievable.
One minute Giga was completely owning Belters, the next we lost...
Unbelievable!
Well maybe I was just owning them, but hey, Lxy Figs are fun.
Speaking of owning, does anyone have the scores for that game?
Hehehehe
GJ to Belters though, I saw a tremendous display of Teamwork.
Good Miner D too.

You had 4 bombers survive the second res, but even if you didn't use it, i was already sitting just out of res range with lots of minepacks, along with spidey (who also had a minepack or two). In fact the moment before the resign, the first bomber through hit one of my minepacks hehe.

Snack · Post by **Snack** » Tue May 27, 2008 3:47 pm

Erm...wrong thread.

Don't push bombers in mines and stuff...

Virex · Post by **Virex** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:16 pm

Something funny happened in the last zone game. It was near the end, the Lizards were back to 1 sector and camping it with gunships. I was in a SF trying to enter their home from an empty sector. An enemy gunship comes flying out of their home doing god knows what. I let it fly a few km from the aleph and start to engage it. To my big surprise, the gunship turns around and the turrets try to attack me. They've got a slight problem though, because I was cloacked so they had no clue where the heck I was. Not realising they couldn't see a cloacked SF if it was 500 meters away, the gunship tries to dogfight with me. I can tell that it's quite funny to see someone shooting skycaps at you and missing completely the whole time. Eventualy I killed them with my sniper because I ran out of missiles.

juckto · Post by **juckto** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:11 pm

Bouwman wrote:I flew on the same team as Augz and was surprised when I died at an aleph

Paraphrased.

Gandalf2 · Post by **Gandalf2** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:23 pm

QuackDamnYou was in his IC hvy int, just came through an aleph having been on a furrball on the other side I guess. I was in a gat2 hc2 bios hvy scout. He was sat stationary at the aleph - perhaps waiting for something to come through, I dunno. So I cloak up, fly straight at him and fire my gat2, and he's dead without eyeing me. He was a trifle confused after I think /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

Prior to that I had started trying to kill crono's hvy int by repeatedly ramming it whilst cloaked, one hit took a third of his hull off, unfortunately he then docked

Darkcomet · Post by **Darkcomet** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:27 pm

Heh, Bios are fun that way. In the same game, I solo'd a few bombers with my sneaky Bios heavy int. I imagine I was driving them insane.

wizard58 · Post by **wizard58** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:10 pm

Here's something ive gone in the ZG rix vs ic (cant remember the ZG nr) i get a hvy scout with 1 tp1 and rest prox 3 i get to a close aleph to a enemy techbase , make shore that the tp will be eyed .
I drop the tp1 behind the aleph , get in front of it and drop prox like mad and i get a instant 10 kills from ints boosting at top speed throw mines .
That was such a sweet moment

Dorjan · Post by **Dorjan** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:50 am

xD

what a pip!

Dream_Shadow · Post by **Dream_Shadow** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:02 am

I podded myself on an asteroid. ... I know, stupid noob that's not funny... but here's what happened....

Blazing thru a probe drop, I picked up an nme on my 6, 1.2k from the alleph, he's 2k off me and closing, ... I try dragging him for a prox party and right as I'm about to kick the aleph, I reach for the prox button, my beer slips, ashtrey tips, I miss the prox, catch the beer, avoid flipping the ashtrey, barrelled thru the aleph and .... podded myself on an asteroid.

Also... I'm surprised how many high rankers still fall for chasing a noob scout thru alephs... EAT PROX... yummm...

quackdamnyou · Post by **quackdamnyou** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:36 pm

Gandalf2 wrote:QUOTE (Gandalf2 @ Jun 2 2008, 03:23 PM) QuackDamnYou was in his IC hvy int, just came through an aleph having been on a furrball on the other side I guess. I was in a gat2 hc2 bios hvy scout. He was sat stationary at the aleph - perhaps waiting for something to come through, I dunno. So I cloak up, fly straight at him and fire my gat2, and he's dead without eyeing me. He was a trifle confused after I think /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

Worth noting that I was at 0.0005 hp. I was actually checking the minimap to plot my course, or maybe waiting for pods. That was a good game, I was doninating.