Funniest Things you've seen in Allegiance, or List of ironic ways to get booted

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neotoxin
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Post by neotoxin »

Heh, yesterday I got booted by Drizzo for calling him a fake Gucci Mane.

An assist for those of you who do not know who he is.
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rhow
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Post by rhow »

Today a nub in a SR scout gave me an order to defend him, and then flew straight into a rock. I pressed insert and accepted the order.
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Post by starfighter »

Podding an IC SF in a Rix reg scout with nothing but a nan and a shield left... I let Paps ram his pod to me for the sheer amount of hilarity it was, failing to notice we had a bomb run going to happen... well the run still managed to plow through 2 sectors and one techbase, so no harm done, right? /blush.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blush:" border="0" alt="blush.gif" /> I even went to nan the run two or three times, the bomber was like a duracell bunny, just kept on going.

The rest of the game was funny enough itself, Rix Sup vs IC Tacspansion turned Exp+Sup, and later just Sup vs Sup after the comm seat was dropped to Grav and he commenced figbombing /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

(just too bad the last IC sup-killing feint TP2 happened to be in the IC hole... real one was an aleph drop close enough for the Sup to die anyway, but still, 4 FBs ripped to the one that was inside the base.)
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zdude1994
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Post by zdude1994 »

Beez wrote:QUOTE (Beez @ Mar 28 2008, 11:53 PM) im pretty sure the numbers after zdude's name are 1994

wtf, ur not blaming me for that. im not even that low.i hav my standrds
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Dream_Shadow
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Post by Dream_Shadow »

ok, funny to me,... maybe typical newbie to others....


Was called to nan bbr on bbr push, I caught the group just coming thru the aleph in nme sector I was already scouting in... I was still 2k away and watched as it ab'd several into target base then turn tail and haul ass and escape. Would have seemed the perfect run except I watched my own team bomb our base ????

identities withheld to protect the guilty.


#2: Hauling butt thru nme sector and being chased by 2 boosting fig (me in my scout) I was low key but still got eyed... anyhow thought I was slick enough to drag em thru the aleph... got one with prox mine, but 300m before the alemph I looked behind me to spot the other fig just intime to see a missle's last 2 secs before deadeyeing me.... podded.
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SpacePenguin

Post by SpacePenguin »

Resonating your own bomb run.
cashto
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Post by cashto »

SpacePenguin wrote:QUOTE (SpacePenguin @ May 26 2008, 07:58 PM) Resonating your own bomb run.
Meh. Ressing your own bomb run happens with unfortunate regularity, doesn't qualify as funny.

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory by ressing a whole tp2 aleph drop run, now that's funny.
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Post by SpacePenguin »

cashto wrote:QUOTE (cashto @ May 26 2008, 11:32 PM) Meh. Ressing your own bomb run happens with unfortunate regularity, doesn't qualify as funny.

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory by ressing a whole tp2 aleph drop run, now that's funny.
I figured someone would rephrase it. Well done! /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />
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Post by Darkcomet »

For more details, see my rant.
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Post by Bouwman »

What Happened:

Heres what I think happened, if I'm wrong please correct me...
We setup a whole TP2 one sector away from his last Tech Base the Supremacy (Or was it the Garr, i'm not sure), our team has been roaming around DM'ing almost all game, with no intentions of winning the game. Finally we start to pick it up and finally get a successful Tech Base kill on there Sup, as we TP2 and XRM it down. Then after maybe 5-10 mins we setup for another TP2 XRM to end the already long dreaded game which was at an hour and a half. We drop the TP2, I prox the aleph with my Lxy Fig, ALOT of Bombers come into the sector. I go through aleph and get podded by Spidey, and eat prox and gat. I hit f3 in base, and see a wack load of bombers still heading to the sector, as I'm saying the aleph is mined the aleph is mined.

We are getting TP2'ed ourselves, I quickly take my Lxy Fig to d up.

Apparently from what I've heard, ilikeilike (ON OUR TEAM!!!!!!!) shot an Aleph Resanator at the Aleph with our team of bbrs going at the aleph. And all our BBR's died because he shot a res.

We are stuck with no d, because we all podded, we lose Sup, then lose Garr all in one minute just like that.
All this took place in such a short time, that's what makes it unbelievable.
One minute Giga was completely owning Belters, the next we lost...
Unbelievable!
Well maybe I was just owning them, but hey, Lxy Figs are fun.
Speaking of owning, does anyone have the scores for that game?
Hehehehe
GJ to Belters though, I saw a tremendous display of Teamwork.
Good Miner D too.
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